we altered the flow of time, so that the world might once again feel small (bg: Roses, Butterfly and Puppies, by Nagasawa Rosetsu) // jujutsu maintainer
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austin 🇵🇸 retweeted
23 Sep 2012
Girl you like a bacon and egg sandwich..you look good
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austin 🇵🇸 retweeted
Jun 12
is it humiliating or is there a problem with everyone constantly worrying about what others think about them and letting that determine their choices
Jun 11
If you've ever dated a grad student it's kind of humiliating. You have to be like "good luck with your exam honey :)" and you're both 27
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austin 🇵🇸 retweeted
how your electron looks at you when you ask it where it was and how fast it was moving at the same time
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austin 🇵🇸 retweeted
Jun 8
I hope Tim is having a good pride month.
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austin 🇵🇸 retweeted
Jun 7
Can someone just invent a protein pill? I physically CANNOT eat 30g of protein a meal it’s just impossible
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austin 🇵🇸 retweeted
Dude beside me at the restaurant just told his wife that he cheated on her and she is crying loudly, over at my table it’s miller time though. #millertime
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austin 🇵🇸 retweeted
Jun 3
Joe rogan guest : yeah I didnt know weed was illegal in Mexico, I thought I was going to get out of jail that Monday, I ended up doing 8 years.
Joe Rogan: wow, that's crazy.. hey Jamie, look up what a year is and then what 8 of them are
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The cyberfoid’s NakamotoCorp eye implants glimmered as she sauntered hypergamously away from her late husbotron’s DigiGrave. Her new Chad-8000 with improved thrusting speed already waited nearby
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austin 🇵🇸 retweeted
Jun 1
This is the actual use for ram
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austin 🇵🇸 retweeted
May 29
my insane little baby i love her so much
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hitting the 14f electric punish is genuinely one of the best feelings you can have in the game
watching this live in the front row injected straight dopamine to my veins
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austin 🇵🇸 retweeted
Backrooms is about to make over a hundred mil at the box office. What is the next 4chan post that should be adapted into a feature film?
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austin 🇵🇸 retweeted
May 25
Interdisciplinary problem. I was looking up the name of a specific sword from the relatively obscure Arthurian romance Le Chevalier du Papegau and it seems also to be the name of an anime girl in a video game whom, I believe, you can date
May 25
Weirdly common problem: googling non-English philosophical or theological terms and all the top results are random lore wiki creature entries for JRPG’s or MMORPG’s
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austin 🇵🇸 retweeted
26 Sep 2017
(Austin powers sees first plane hit the twin towers)
naughty pilot
(second plane)
wait a tick
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austin 🇵🇸 retweeted
May 24
Isn’t this the nigga who threatened to rape trump
Community note
It wasn't a threat.
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austin 🇵🇸 retweeted
FOUND IT
I really wished I saved the video of someone showing off his ice to his Labradors that kept thinking he was gonna pet them.
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austin 🇵🇸 retweeted
HItting this pose before I go on a seven game losing streak
I’m like Vegeta in video games, I be getting my ass whooped severely and still talking shit like it ain’t even happening
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