27. FLOSS zealot(?). Lead maintainer @pumpdotio, author of @straticjs. UNIX philosophy subscriber. Sysadmin. Conference speaking enthusiast. he/they

Joined September 2011
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"We’re not building wrenches... we’re building devices that people carry everywhere, systems that mediate their most intimate conversations, and shaping the institutions of our society. We’re making guns." - user pushcx, lobste.rs/s/5yyuqm/marie_on_…

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bro. someone built a terminal weather app in Rust with live ASCII animations. it literally rains / snows inside your terminal when it’s raining / snowing outside 😭 this is peak software.
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StackOverflow graph of questions asked per month. Holy shit.
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When I worked at AWS S3, I was once describing to a new acquaintance all the insane stuff we did to never lose data, 11 nines of durability, etc He said “oh wild, I work on Microsoft OneDrive and we lose data all the time”
20 Aug 2025
*saves file on computer* OneDrive: got it me: where? OneDrive: what
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21 Aug 2025
I love them so much
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21 Aug 2025
Less than 3 months for #SeaGL2025 This will be our 13th edition! Currently we've been busy finishing reviewing all presentation submissions and exhibitor request. We hope to start letting people know early September. Rest assured preparations are on the way to make it great!
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Pentagon Pizza index is spiking
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Replying to @pmarca
@pmarca congrats on helping to usher in authoritarianism. history will judge you harshly. no amount of innovation can erase the stain of selling off free speech.
In @nytopinion “If you saw all this in any other country — soldiers sent to crush dissent, union leaders arrested, opposition politicians threatened — it would be clear that autocracy had arrived,” writes our columnist Michelle Goldberg. nyti.ms/45aLcH8
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In @nytopinion “If you saw all this in any other country — soldiers sent to crush dissent, union leaders arrested, opposition politicians threatened — it would be clear that autocracy had arrived,” writes our columnist Michelle Goldberg. nyti.ms/45aLcH8
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Claude is teaching me some nice Go slop.
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We revamped the design of our dashboard at Supabase.
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using an ORM so that it will be easier to swap out the underlying database
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Sex is good and everything, but have you ever tried speculatively fetching a physical address before determining whether it's an access violation
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git pull yourself together
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21 Oct 2024
GUESS WHO'S BACK BACK AGAIN ARCHIVE'S BACK TELL A FRIEND archive.org
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29 Sep 2024
We touched grass with @RLGRIME last night 🌱 Thank you for coming out, Chicago! 📸: @blazejzalewski
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Malicious Compliance 🤭
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Just made this bingo card. Excuse my typo in the title. Today in contracts, I asked if someone writing an unenforceable contract was a “skill issue” or if there is a purpose in writing an unenforceable contract.
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