If you lived here you'd be home by now
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28 Jul 2021
"Why isn't that cyclist getting out of my way??"
Well here's why. Thread
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Jun 12
Turns out Hannah Spencer's blouse definitely isn't Gucci and didn't cost ยฃ2,000
Farage, on the other hand, definitely received 5 million and didn't declare it
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Jun 4
I know it's a common topic, but car owners in Britain have it too easy. We park wherever we want. We drive like utter knobheads. We buy cars too big for our infrastructure and skill. It's got to stop. Far stricter regulations and heavy handed, punishing enforcement required.
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So what happens when Reform take over your local council?
This.
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May 11
The updates re the new Reform councillors have me gripped. ๐ซ
- Some have quit as they didn't realise it was unpaid
- Another has stepped down as he thought he would be in Parliament
- 2 died before the election (one over a year ago)
- And several others can't be traced....
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May 3
Drivers went through red lights 140,000 times in 2025 bit.ly/4cM00iP - and thatโs just the 2% of lights which are monitored in 29 police areas. Less than one in five were successfully prosecuted. Have you ever done it deliberately? Why?
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Apr 30
Nigel Farage secretly accepting a FIVE MILLION POUNDS gift from a Thai-based crypto tycoon is one of the biggest political financial scandals of this or any era.
Farage, for himself not the many.
theguardian.com/politics/202โฆ
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Apr 18
A bicycle ๐ฒ
Apr 18
What is something relatively cheap that improves your life by 100%?
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they'll put a woman in prison for a miscarriage but you can state your intent to let your kids die from a preventable disease and its fine
Apr 13
Father of Daisy, the second little girl to die of measles in Texas, tells Robert F. Kennedy Jr- founded anti-vaccine group, Children's Health Defense, that he doesn't regret not getting her vaccinated, and won't vaccinate any future children.
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Paris - from 0.4% to 11%, an almost 30 fold increase
Berlin - 19% of trips are by bike!
Incredible.
Of course we can't achieve these things in Glasgow because we don't have enough patisseries and hardly anybody speaks German, or something.
road.cc/news/major-city-cyclโฆ
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J.D. Vance (2024).
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Apr 1
bio says "proud husband, father of 3, god loving christian โ๏ธ"
and it's the worst person you've ever encountered on here
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the last time the Republicans lost a presidential election they tried to lynch the vice president
Mar 29
Every time Democrats lose a Presidential election, they throw a spoiled brat, toddler, temper tantrum out in the streets for 4 years.
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Mar 29
Oh no, but all the right wing free speech people moved there because the UK is a โpolice stateโ or something. ๐ญ
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Mar 29
A brilliant statistician who spent 50 years studying why massive engineering projects fail realized one terrifying truth:
Individual incompetence is almost never the actual problem.
His name is W. Edwards Deming, the man who famously rebuilt Japan's post-war manufacturing empire from scratch. He argued that we obsess over individual performance and completely ignore the environment.
Here are 4 operational frameworks he used to build elite, failure-proof organizations:
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Mar 29
The objective of the war has become undoing the consequence of the war.
The stupidest war in history.
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