Ocean/Creep
Joined September 2023
- Tweets 47,951
- Following 647
- Followers 1,160
- Likes 156,106
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HowlingMadMurphy retweeted
If your church didn't sign Happy Birthday to President Trump at the service today, it's time to start looking for a new church
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HowlingMadMurphy retweeted
Trying to get the aliens to tell me the cure for cancer but they just want to lecture me for not appreciating black queens
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HowlingMadMurphy retweeted
I sat down to take a dump earlier and just as the first log popped a huge explosion shook the house. Terror. I had finally blown out my O ring for good. Suddenly my wife yells that some kids set off a giant firework outside. Relief cascades over my body. All was well. This time.
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HowlingMadMurphy retweeted
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Me and my faggot partner saw you from across the bar and were wondering if you wanted aids
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HowlingMadMurphy retweeted
I would never like that
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HowlingMadMurphy retweeted
I would never like that
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HowlingMadMurphy retweeted
You mean if we destroyed all the businesses he owns and heavily invests in, putting thousands of people out of work, we could get a small one time payment
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Me on vacation after gay posting on Twitter for a month
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Yeah ok I don't even know who the fuck this is but he blocked me
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I was just trying to help
This is rape
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HowlingMadMurphy retweeted
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"I want you to save those hobbits, ok?"
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She certainly made my little soldier stand for the national anthem
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Elon please put the massive jugs back at the top of my timeline
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I'm so tired of opening the TL and seeing massive jugs
and having it auto refresh before I can fully appreciate them.
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The black struggle is a struggle of their own making. I couldn't care less about it save for that their failures bleed out into civil society. It's not just time running out and growing apathy but tolerance that has run out.
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