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Met a guy in the shop today that grew up in Detroit hardcore. Casually mentioning Cold As Life shows and saw my Hatebreed rip and was like “oh I was at the album launch for that record, what’s it call? Satisfaction?”
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I don’t need to know what colour red bull is. That’s not for me to know.
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The One and Only Peter Falk retweeted
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I always forget that one of the strangest things in Adelaide is the Elvis memorial in the Botanic Garden
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22 Oct 2025
Last week I got a kebab on high st. I was gonna go to some pumping joint but across the road was an old bloke with no customers so I wanted to give him a go. Ordered a chicken with all salads, cheese and bbq sauce. He gave me a bread roll with chicken in it. Nothing else.
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1 Oct 2025
Living above a shop is so cute until you realise you’re not on a residential street and the council doesn’t give a fuck about doing loud roadworks outside your window all night
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28 Sep 2025
Benicio del Toro saying “a few small beers”
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Me when I’m trying to unsubscribe from EatClub emails
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8 Sep 2025
Elly got me a pack of Arnott’s Family Favourites for Father’s Day and honestly she couldn’t have done better
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26 Aug 2025
I think it’s beautiful to walk through life with hate in your heart
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25 Aug 2025
Cunt doesn’t understand what land is
25 Aug 2025
How can those cities have "indigenous" names if they didn't exist until the colonists built them? 🤔
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25 Aug 2025
Kids these days don’t talk about trolley poling/getting trolley poled anymore.
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20 Aug 2025
Use this for a Wake In Fright game where you have to constantly drink beers in order to move and you’re trying to get to a train station but you keep getting pulled to gamble and shoot roos
20 Aug 2025
Here's the character model and concept art for Dr. Loomis in HALLOWEEN: THE GAME.
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20 Aug 2025
I came from punk music, it’s where a lot of my tastes were formed but I never fully jived with it because the greater community seems to be totally fine with white guys having dreadlocks
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17 Aug 2025
Someone should tell the IOF these guys are a hospital
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15 Aug 2025
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On this, my 39th birthday, I have been cursed by leftover Chinese food.
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14 Aug 2025
She’s coming for you @SenatorWong @AlboMP
14 Aug 2025
NEW: We've just passed laws to crackdown on criminals posting and boasting about their crimes online.
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The One and Only Peter Falk retweeted
17 Nov 2014
Just got thrown out of Scruffy Murphy's 😔
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