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31 Dec 2019
My sister's cat had to get drugged after eating yarn and I think we can all relate
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"that's their opinion and you've got to respect that"
no, I don't think I do
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deplorable but not surprising: calling a woman a "man" is, to MAGA, like calling a man a "woman," some sort of fantastical insult that is supposed to be utterly annihllating. why?
MAGA & white Christian nationalists are obsessed with sexual identity as they are with skin color. this is their unifying psychopathology: hatred of the Other.
Tired of watching Black people be disrespected, mocked, and dehumanized for simply existing. Michelle Obama has spent years carrying herself with grace, intelligence, and dignity, yet people still attack her with racist and hateful insults.
This is why it’s fuck everybody who aligns themselves with people like Trump who is a racist, rapist, and pedophile!
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The President’s son was looking to bet on fixed fights and then made a ridiculous claim to try and cover it up and everyone just shrugged. We are morally broken.
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1 week later everyone should be able to challenge their boss
So you can be forced to wear a uniform with a values statement you disagree with in MLB, but you aren’t allowed to state your disagreement with the values? The clear solution here is just wear normal uniforms and stop pride nights. It’s counterproductive at this point.
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16 Dec 2025
Thread of exceptional baseball names as I think of them or come across them:
1. Janson Junk
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charlie kirk’s cool leftist sister probably has friends who accidentally joke about him in front of her and then have to be like effusively apologetic like when you make a your mom joke to someone with a dead mom
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wanye has consistently been an insufferable idiot, good he's getting rightfully dragged for yet another instance of public mental masturbation
Classic wayne post:
1. Factually incorrect (gender gap is like 10 points and pretty stable)
2. Folksy “just sayin” implication that an extremely fringe hyper fascist position is “ordinary” or the kind of thing normal people think about
3. The dumbest thing you’ll ever read
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you guys don't have to watch Love Island. It isn't even leading to you making fun tweets, just progressively sadder ones about the shows vapidity
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Fiscal responsibility
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it is 2026 and there are still Cardinals fans pining Mike Shildt..........
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Mays' 9IP, 9K, 1H, 1BB is probably the best game I've seen live, filthy work
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Jun 14
In my lifetime, China lifted 850 million people out of poverty, while the US created one trillionaire. It is clear as day that socialism is the key to our future.
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dumb people always be like, “Everyone else is dumb like me” 🙄
Jun 15
There can’t be more than 11 people in the United States who knew what Côte d'Ivoire was before the World Cup.
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Jun 15
It wouldn't be the same because the NBA and LeBron are actually culturally relevant
Jun 15
Trying to imagine the coverage if Obama had spent $60 million to host a pay-per-view NBA event at the White House where LeBron called Melania a hooker.
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Jun 14
im genuinely intolerant of religion like in a way that even progressives probably think is problematic. you have this made up idea of existence from a story book and you reject the reality of the world around you to the point of hate and violence. while looking stupid as fuck
Jun 14
Several Giants players wrote Bible verses on their caps to respond to Pride Night.
The gesture echoed a familiar pattern: making a night meant for inclusion about something else entirely.
Read more for free, from @GrantBrisbee: nyti.ms/3Q23q8J
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Jun 15
There are people on this website who will argue in all sincerity that a, perhaps the, major problem with university humanities departments is that this perspective is underrepresented.
Jun 15
“Michelle Obama is a man” shouted on the White House lawn in a ring sponsored by Bud Light only available on Larry Ellison’s Paramount Plus. What a way to celebrate America 250 and the twilight of liberal democracy.
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