“Where is Vader today?” “He’s paying the Rebel Alliance $300 billion dollars after defeating them completely, every day for the last four months, sir.”

Shaq reveals he tracked down his biological father who abandoned him and found out he lived 40 blocks away the whole time "My mother said you should connect with your biological father. I called my uncle who's a cop. He said, 'You ain't gonna believe this, you know that restaurant we eat at all the time? He lives in that building'" "There was always a chef there who'd start crying when he saw me. He said, 'I'm Joe's best friend. I just hope one day you come down here and y'all can eat'" "He's 40 blocks away. I went to meet him. He said sorry. I said, you don't need to say sorry, everybody has their problems"

This AI just exposed the BIGGEST legal insider trading operation in America. A platform called GovGreed built a seven-layer machine learning system that cross-references every stock trade disclosed by every sitting politician against the bills their committees control, the campaign donations they receive, and the companies their votes directly impact. It scored all 540 politicians currently in Congress. And the numbers are crazy: 56% of every stock purchase made by Congress in the last 16 months was on a stock directly affected by a bill the buyer later voted on. That is 6,170 out of 11,016 total purchases. More than HALF of all congressional stock buys are on companies whose fate that same politician is about to decide. 343 of 540 Congress members actively trade stocks while holding access to nonpublic legislative information. That is 63.8% of the entire legislature making market bets with an informational edge that would put any hedge fund manager in prison. The AI identified 752 active "Triple Signals" in the current Congress. A Triple Signal fires when three conditions line up at once: The politician sits on the committee controlling a bill, they traded stock in a company affected by that bill, AND they received campaign contributions from that same industry. Bills carrying these insider indicators pass at 5.4 TIMES the normal rate. Now look at the individual leaderboard: - Nancy Pelosi's estimated portfolio sits at $194 million with a Greediness score of 98.1 out of 100 - Ro Khanna made 13,231 trades across 800 different tickers - Michael McCaul made 32,302 trades and filed 6,670 of them late - Thomas Suozzi filed 86.4% of his trades late with an average delay of 396 days, meaning his disclosures landed over a YEAR after he made the trade And then there is Lisa McClain, the fourth-ranking Republican in the House. She has made 1,443 trades in three years, more than 98% of all politicians tracked. She violated the STOCK Act twice in a single year, disclosing up to $900,000 in trades months after the legal deadline. Her husband bought up to $250,000 in Elon Musk's xAI, which quietly converted into SpaceX equity before last Friday's $2 trillion IPO. The penalty for all of this? A $200 fine. The number of Congress members ever prosecuted under the STOCK Act since it passed in 2012? Zero. And the cruelest part is this: A bill to ban congressional stock trading was introduced in January 2026. It has bipartisan support. Over 80% of American voters want it passed. But Congress is sitting on it, because the people who would have to vote yes are the same people making millions from the system staying exactly the way it is. They write the insider trading laws, they exempt themselves from enforcement, they trade on the information those laws generate, and when they get caught, they pay a fine that is basically nothing. The AI didn't discover anything Congress was hiding. It just organized what was already public into a pattern so obvious that nobody can pretend it isn't there anymore.

Vozinha 40 años Electricista de día y portero titular de Cabo Verde de noche

Whoever engineered the Gingrich lady's hairdo should build Trump's Iron Dome for America.

When I point the remote directly at the TV, nothing happens. If I accidentally drop it between the couch cushions, it switches from Netflix to Hulu, opens four apps, changes the subtitles to Portuguese, and somehow starts playing Christmas music.

So we’re all cheering for Cabo Verdi right? Where is that exactly?!! 😆 #worldcup #fuckfifa

Happy Pride Month, y’all 🌈

The Tartan Army shaking Fenway to its foundations with ABBA. That does it. Now youse can’t leave.

Nobody wants a city on Mars. Nobody wants AI in every app. Nobody wants a robot butler. Nobody wants data centers everywhere. Nobody wants flying cars or humanoid robots. We want clean water, we want bees to survive, and we want a habitable planet.

I really really really really hate the fucking “hydration” break,ruins the game…..

Me están matando (por decirlo educadamente) las pausas de hidratación en esta Copa del Mundo. Rompen el ritmo. Parten el partido. Cambian dinámicas positivas y negativas de los equipos. Esto no es fútbol y nunca lo será por más que terminemos acostumbrándonos.

Hydration breaks?! 😆

This toddler dancing to thriller is just way better than me

The Tartan Army are a credit to Scotland. Here they are in full voice singing ‘Loch Lomond’ in Boston Stadium last night for the World Cup match between Scotland and Haiti. Absolutely glorious.

This is the funniest, most rewatchable five minutes in the history of recorded comedy It is perfection and never gets old

What about the Croatian, Scottish, Serbian, Indian, Greek, English, Chinese, Ukrainian, German, Irish, and Italian communities that helped build this country? Or the many others who came here seeking a better life? How about we stop carving out special months for every ethnic group and instead celebrate what actually unites us... shared ..."Canadian values", institutions, and the 🇨🇦 flag? This endless focus on division and identity checkboxes isn’t progress. We have real problems to solve. Let’s focus on rebuilding a country that works for everyone who calls it home, instead of turning heritage into a competition.

Nailed it here. 👇

It’s true…