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Jun 1
Spurs about to dunk on Knicks like Texas has been dunking on New York.
Go Spurs Go 🔥👽
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Jun 13
Harden wasn't charged with a felony because we're still in the playoffs so there's no danger of him shooting accurately
Jun 13
BREAKING: Cavaliers star James Harden was arrested early Saturday morning in Texas and charged with the unlawful carrying of weapons 🚨
Harden was caught with a handgun in his vehicle, and it was allegedly in plain sight and not being carried in a holster. It’s a misdemeanor charge.
Harden was released on bond, and he has a court date scheduled for June 22nd.
(via TMZ)
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Georgeous Gorge retweeted
Jun 2
Beautiful gag in How to Marry a Millionaire (1953) where Marilyn Monroe and Lauren Bacall are fantasizing about marrying a wealthy man and then it cuts to Betty Grable who is just dreaming about a delicious sandwich
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Jun 2
Martin Scorsese has joined a generative AI startup as a partner and advisor.
He adds that he has used AI during pre-production to help with storyboarding — “with this tool, I can share what I’m visualizing more clearly & efficiently to my creative team — the production designer, art designer and cinematographer.”
(Source: nytimes.com/2026/06/02/busin…)
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May 29
*Dan Rather voice*
"More now on the global phenomenon known by many as Kirking."
May 28
The cast of ‘TOY STORY 5’ do the “Andy's coming!” flop.
(Source: Deadline)
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May 27
May 27
This is actually so suspicious
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May 15
75% of the way through his Joey Pantsformation
John Travolta and his daughter pose together on the #Cannes red carpet ahead of the “Propeller One-Way Night Coach” premiere
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May 12
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May 10
May 10
We watched the team’s franchise player sustain a major injury in the most heartbreaking way possible on the cusp of a championship. Then, watched the rest of the team get torpedoed by non-stop injuries. There were two franchise-worst losing streaks. Now, this.
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May 9
New Original Kings of Comedy dropped
132 of the world's funniest people walk into a ball pit...
#NetflixisaJokeFest
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May 7
Photo filter got Sloot lookin' like she's 72 years old
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Apr 28
The Cold Stone Creamerization of the funeral complex
Apr 28
They said please help yourself to a scoop of the miscellaneous DNA pile
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Apr 28
Literally pulled a Coop at the end of Wet Hot American Summer
Apr 26
TRUMP: I'm not a rapist. I didn't rape anybody
O'DONNELL: Oh, you think he was referring to you?
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Apr 25
Apr 25
If I ever directed a major motion picture, I would simply do everything right.
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Apr 22
That's gonna be a big hell yeah from me
Apr 22
The trailer ACME doesn’t want you to see. Coyote vs. ACME. In theaters August 28.
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Mar 28
Hearing reports that Jonathan Lucroy's luggage has waited for nearly 14 years to finally enact its twisted revenge
Mar 28
Bad news on Andrew Vaughn: He fractured his left hamate on Opening Day and will need surgery. Expected recovery is 4-6 weeks.
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Mar 24
Mar 24
We’re saying goodbye to the Sora app. To everyone who created with Sora, shared it, and built community around it: thank you. What you made with Sora mattered, and we know this news is disappointing.
We’ll share more soon, including timelines for the app and API and details on preserving your work. – The Sora Team
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Mar 24
Hang the 3/24/26: Had a Great Shootaround banner now
Mar 24
Bucks coach Doc Rivers, on how to try to keep things positive for the team with a couple losses with big margins in the last week:
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