Instagram - tmpbrowne
Joined December 2011
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Jun 16
“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.
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🏴 Anyone interested in a private flight for 5 to Dallas with us for Englands opener against Croatia? Looking for 3 more.
DM me.
Leaving 10pm tonight, few beers, watch the game & head home Saturday eve.
Preferably someone with a private jet & tickets, otherwise we can't go.
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I'm an ER doctor: don't even think about it.
Mar 25
An extraordinary amethyst quartz mined in Artigas, Uruguay!
📸: nowarminerals/ig
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Tom Browne retweeted
Jan 17
That's a true best friend right there
🤜🤛❤️
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Tom Browne retweeted
6 Aug 2019
[At the gym before someone teaches me the word spotting]: “hey bro will you take care of me and protect me?”
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Tom Browne retweeted
24 Dec 2025
they’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. santa’s been delivering gifts in japan for hours by now; that list is locked, do whatever you want.
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Tom Browne retweeted
4 Dec 2025
Cool reporting man thanks
3 Dec 2025
Hegseth answered my questions. It’s off the record so no details but I am very pleased with his leadership!
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Tom Browne retweeted
28 Nov 2025
Really interesting piece on how University of Chicago professors helped a national network of food banks get surplus food much more efficiently to where it's needed, by creating an internal auction market. slowboring.com/p/how-to-actu…
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Tom Browne retweeted
24 Sep 2025
Honestly I’d go one further. Expand it to all 211 teams.
You could do the group stages locally/regionally for logistical reasons. Best 32 teams from the group stage make it through to the ‘finals’.
Then hold that in one country with a group stage/knockouts. Everybody wins 🙃
24 Sep 2025
NEWS: FIFA held discussions on Tuesday about expanding the men’s World Cup to be a 64-team tournament in 2030 after receiving a formal pitch from a South American delegation.
✍️ @AdamCrafton_
nytimes.com/athletic/6656846…
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You can’t be director of the FBI and be wearing club shop merch to Congress. Kinell.
16 Sep 2025
FYI: FBI Director Kash Patel is about to testify live before Congress. Get your lie counters ready.
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Tom Browne retweeted
19 Aug 2025
Every night I see my neighbors' disabled dog going upstairs to bed, like this
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Tom Browne retweeted
7 Aug 2025
She's pansexual, duh.
6 Aug 2025
I still want to know why #5 has a saucepan stuck on her head.
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Tom Browne retweeted
29 Jul 2025
Watching a PBS doc on the American Library and had to pause to rewind this library director's reaction to 50 Shades of Grey being one of the most popular titles for her patrons.
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Tom Browne retweeted
27 Jul 2025
it's gotta be pretty hard to train a drug sniffing dog but I figure training the meat sniffing dog is pretty straightforward
Traveling with food?
All travelers entering the United States are REQUIRED to declare meats, fruits, vegetables, plants, seeds, soil, animals, as well as plant and animal products they may be carrying.
Figure out how: go.dhs.gov/Zia
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