Wow.

My 17-year-old daughter: “I’m confused. We’ve always been taught not to share personal information or anything that identifies us online because it isn’t safe. Now they want us to do exactly that to access social media.”

As I have reported several times and now acknowledged by the Governor of California...Gavin and his wife are under federal investigation... what he failed to tell you... This began during the Biden Admin. Kind of a big detail.

In an alternate timeline, Barack Obama never tried to insult Donald Trump at the 2011 White House Correspondent's Dinner, and as a result Al Franken is currently President, gasoline costs $17 a gallon, COVID never happened, all Americans are legally required to wear rainbow stars on their chest during the month of June, Elon Musk is in prison, Marc Elias is a Supreme Court Justice and Russia owns Alaska. Thank you, Barack Obama.

Still one of the best videos ever made. So real 😂 😂 😂

Happy Birthday to my favorite President 🇺🇸

Years ago @ScottAdamsSays predicted that real, honest AI would not be permitted by the govt. And that the govt, in the interest of “protecting” the people and their personal information, would intercede on our behalf (with the formation of a new agency) to “protect” us. Sound familiar? 😳 cc: @friedberg @DavidSacks @chamath x.com/MilkRoadAI/status/2065…

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The El Segundo Times were very eager to dox where my children sleep; they thought that was newsworthy. Have they reported on the arsonists who set fire to my office in the middle of my election?

it’s ready!

$1 trillion could fund 200 Somalian daycare and learing centers for 5 years! Musk must pay his fair share!!

The analogy of a pincushion doesn’t really work here because he only got stabbed once. For it to be like a pincushion it’d have to be a scenario where something is getting penetrated over and over again for a period of time, say, I dunno, thirty five years

Having been together for 50 years, with my amazing wife of 47 years... here is my advice to younger folk. Find someone special, who is your best friend and jump in. Commit to being devoted. If you chose wisely, you won't regret it - ever.

So exactly one day after Bill Gates testifies, the “victims” funded by the Tides Foundation that is funded by the Gates Foundation broadsides Todd Blanche instead of Bill Gates, the man who drugged his wife so she wouldn’t get the STDs he got from the Russian hooker he banged at a chess tournament. Do I have that right? Yes. Yes I do

Patriot

Murderous migrants beheading innocent people in their home town is what’s making people angry, not “social media”!

Live shot of Ron Klain's front yard:

Scott Adams was a great admirer of @elonmusk. He's the one person Scott asked me to contact for the biography for whom I have no contact information. So... Mr. Musk, if you're able to see this, kindly reach out? Many thanks.

I’m actually ok with this. Masks off; power is the only thing that matters.

Karmelo Anthony’s parents wanted their son to live in a gated community, and now he will. So it all worked out for them in the end.