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22 Mar 2023
BREAKING NEWS:
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 4 has been canceled.
#movies #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy #Vol4 #roadkill #RocketLookOut #TheyDidntEvenStop #GrootIsDevastated #SomeoneSnapFixThis
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18 Mar 2023
Whelps to Worms is back! Stretch goals baked in. Game is 100% done and ready to ship. Updated rulebook has been made, too!
gamefound.com/projects/spygl…
#WhelpsToWorms #GameFound #TableTop #Boardgame #game #dragons #SpyGlassGames
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4 Nov 2022
I feel a Shut Up And Take My Money moment coming on…. Nov 9, give me all “the things.”
affinity.serif.com/en-us
#Serif #Affinity #Creativity #NoSubscriptions
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31 Oct 2022
(1/2) “How many would you like?”
Kid: “Three please.”
1..2..3…4!
“Uh oh! I gave you too much!”
Kid nods in agreement.
“Should you return it or run away?”
She puts her finger on her chin, “give it back for someone else to have,” and promptly hands it back.
#truestory #halloween
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31 Oct 2022
(2/2) I put the candy back in the bowl, she doesn’t flinch but smiles and runs off.
I rush out to the parents, “We have a winner! First honest kid of the evening!”
I present her with an ENORMOUS oversized Snickers bar as a reward.
#SquealsOfHappiness
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31 Oct 2022
“How many pieces of candy should I give you?”
Kid 1: “Five, because I’m 5.”
1..2..3..4….5. (She runs off happy)
Kid 2: “Two, please.”
1….2
Kid 3: “Three.”
1..2….3
Kid 2: silently looks at me with puppy eyes
“Did you mean to say three?”
Kid 2: “yes.”
….3
#Halloween #TrueStory
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14 Oct 2022
As much as I appreciate sanitary paper toilet seat covers, having to solve a topological origami puzzle while under physical internal distress against an electronic timer that’s intent on eating it before use is a little much.
#TheStruggleIsReal #restroom #humor
8 Oct 2022
Well, the first compelling reason not to use Apple Pay …not being able to use Apple Pay while standing in line and customers wondering why the hell you can’t figure out your own phone for a trivial transaction. #Apple #ApplePay #eCommerce
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1 Oct 2022
So, evidence of this is likely to stick around for a while. I’ve also come to the conclusion this is the lesser fun way of getting a face full of boob glitter.
#makeup #facepainting #coldcream
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26 Sep 2022
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26 Sep 2022
(1/2) Watching an incredible number (this is a small sample) of Maryland Drivers using the emergency shoulder (you know, like ambulances need) to dangerously bypass stopped traffic and cut traffic. #police #whereAreYou
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26 Sep 2022
(2/2) And discovering that the should is too narrow, the have to drive centimeters from other cars before cutting back in. #Dangerous #Driving #MD #Police
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18 Sep 2022
Anyone else having issues with iOS 16 and Photos? Share is greyed out, some photos won’t delete, small cropped screenshots won’t display any in the app —- even the thumbnails change what they render when trying to browse. #iOS16 #Bugs #NotReadyYet #Apple
30 Aug 2022
Corporate @Chipotle, why can’t a customer, cash in hand and store empty, order an adult cheese quesadilla in-store, but they’ll make it in front of you if you then order right there with the mobile app?
#Insane #CustomerService #Fail #ExplainThis #Chipotle #Ashburn
30 Aug 2022
I put catnip in the litter box “by mistake.”
Not only was the result hilarious and everything you’d expect but more — but the spouse also gave the expected results.
How is it a dog house if you only own cats?
#humor
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28 Aug 2022
Great quote movie, Tesla & Dale vs. Evil
Tesla: All right... I know what this is.
Dale: What?
Tesla: This is a suicide pact.
Dale: It's a what?
Tesla: These kids are coming to school zones and killing themselves all over crosswalks.
Dale: My God, that makes so much sense.
#Tesla
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