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Don’t make fun of the marked stumpiness of another’s genital organs
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They were targeting sensitive young men out in Iraq and you STILL think the war was unjustified
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This seems doable
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Mar 22
The American Revolution in the North vs. The American Revolution in the South
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Uh...we didn't build these for the World Cup. We just had them lying around.
Jun 14
The funniest thing about this World Cup is that people are somehow shocked that country as rich as USA built some good stadiums for it and they pretend its some kind of a miracle.
Community note
These are existing NFL stadiums that were not built for the World Cup. They have undergone modifications to meet FIFA requirements for the 2026 tournament.
fifa.com/en/tournaments… espn.com/soccer/story/_…
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Feeling like this tonight
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Jun 15
GIVE HER A BONUS, DANA.
#UFCWhiteHouse
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Andrew Jackson shot people and then threw a rager at the White House.
Aaron Burr shot Hamilton
Abraham Lincoln was a champion wrestler
Washington was the best wrestler in his county
Roosevelt held boxing matches
So yes. This is EXACTLY what the founders envisioned
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REP THE SET! JUSTIN FUCKING GAETHJE 🇺🇸🏴☠️
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Jun 15
JUSTIN FUCKING GAETHJE
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16 Nov 2014
C'mon Canes
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Joe Rogan is on air absolutely coked out of his mind
We’re so back boys.
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Jun 15
What’s better than a rare Super Delta formation featuring the Thunderbirds and the @USNavy Blue Angels over Washington, D.C.?
Watching it from four different views for #UFCWhiteHouse as part of #Freedom250. 🇺🇸
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Land of the free. Home of the brave. 🇺🇸
@UFC @Freedom250
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Jun 14
Happy Flag Day patriots!
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Every day is Flag Day
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Jun 13
So far in 2026: We’ve had TEAM USA win Gold in hockey. We’ve had astronauts circling the moon. We’ve got the World Cup here. We have UFC at the White House. Everyone is getting skinny. We’re curing pancreatic cancer. It’s America’s 250th.
AND YOU’RE BLACKPILLING?
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Jun 13
🟥Abortion
🟥Physician-assisted suicide
🟥 Homosexuality
🟥 Changing one’s gender
🟥 Pornography
🟥 Divorce
🟥 Birth control
🟥 Pre-marital sex
🟥 Polygamy
🟥 Gambling
🟩 Death penalty
🟥 Medical testing on animals
🟥 Cloning
Jun 12
🟥Abortion *
🟧Physician-assisted suicide
🟩 Homosexuality
🟧 Changing one’s gender
🟨 Pornography
🟩 Divorce
🟩 Birth control
🟩 Pre-marital sex
🟥 Polygamy
🟨 Gambling
🟩 Death penalty
🟨 Medical testing on animals
🟧 Cloning
*except in cases of medical necessity
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Jun 14
Abe Lincoln would never have stood for Americans fighting each other.
Jun 13
I still am struggling to wrap my head around the fact this is actually happening…
Don’t care what your political views are, EVERYONE should be absolutely embarrassed & ashamed that this is happening at the Lincoln Memorial & White House. What a joke.
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