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๐งต โSparkโ by @poormanspoison
Do you hear it?
The steel?
The screams?
The breaking of men?
I wonder if the earth will even remember their names
I struck someone and they fell so fast
But when his eyes met mine I saw myself like a mirror
Before it faded
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Gotta feed The Steev his biscuit soup. Was gonna give him a raw chicken leg but they arenโt thawed yet. Heโs back in containment (for now).
Credit to @TrufflesTheDev and Grok for the meme
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I donโt know if itโs the Icehouse Edge or the busy day, but I canโt seem to mow a straight line to save my life
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Opinions wanted:
How do I start the Youtube stuff for the crayfish thing?
Feels like I have to do SOME kind of "here is who I am and this is what I'm doing" bit so people can grasp what i'm trying to do, but also... that feels corny AF, lol
But it would also feel strange to just start posting videos of hauling pots and trying to make sales and stuff...
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[bottom joke]
I enjoy being the underdog.
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Itโs Book Launch Day - The Best of the Worst is out! open.substack.com/pub/blaineโฆ
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It's book launch day!
๐จ BOOK LAUNCH!!! ๐จ
The first book in a NEW Land & Sea series - The Best of the Worst - drops today from @bpardoe870 and @wargate. Available in ALL FORMATS!
*links in the comments*
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Happy birthday!
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Day 11 of being sober off of alcohol.
It's important for me to remember why I'm doing this.
To be a better me.
I'm proud of that!
Jun 15
Day 10 of being sober off alcohol.
I'm giving it my all, you can't give up without atleast trying.
But.. maybe quitting alcohol and cigarettes at the same time may be a bit extreme.
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I am going to hunt one of you down, and boop your nose, just a little doink on the snoot, a honk on your flesh beak, a gong on your godly designed air vacuum, a willy woop on your gas sniffer
The point is, this is all derogatory, be afraid
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So is the US Mint not doing a special minting this year, like they did in โ76?
Boo.
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Big Steev escaped his enclosure this morning. Unsurprising, but funny to me. He uses his litterbox exclusively, so itโs entirely likely he might just free-roam the house, at least for the day. Heโs got places to hide and get away from the cats and dogs, but he goes after them!
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Shout out to @doc_1029 he engages, posts about his life, sports, politics and everything else! Great dude! Check him out and maybe share away and drop a f0llow!
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I am taking orders on another round of these 3D printed 1911 grips honoring the 250th birthday of these great United States
$29.99 shipped and you'd have them sometime next week, in plenty of time to decorate your most American of guns for the 4th of July. ๐บ๐ฒ
DM me for details and a payment link.
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The instant Cafe Bustelo will have to do until The Boyโs order of Splig Witter shows up.
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Good morning X!
Happy Taco Tuesday!
Have a great day!
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What happened to Hotep should be studied.
anybody can get flipped.
๐คฃ๐๐คฃ
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Life's on fire.
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Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, my name is Truff, I fuck.
The question is
- things up
Or
- bitches
If I'm not fucking bitches, then chances are, my life is on FIRE
Please pray for me
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Jun 15
I would like to request my tax money back.
All of it.
There were 120 secret biolabs in 30 different countries.
Let that sink in.
realclearpolitics.com/video/โฆ
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6 years of suffering...
And I gotta suffer more...
Jun 15
Chest hurts, right arm is in agony, left arm aches...
But I got my kitty
Judge made her decision.
Lawyers gonna review it ASAP.
I haven't seen what it says yet.
I hope im approved for disability
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