I'm not like most people who run for Governor. I'm a single mom of three kids who fills the gas tank and pushes the grocery cart just like almost everybody else in our state. To make life more affordable in California for those of us who aren't billionaires or bankrolled by big industry PACs, it's going to take standing up to Donald Trump, calling out greedy corporations, and stepping on some toes along the way.

Why the fuck is he there

Like I've been saying, you get more radiation from a single flight across "The Pond" than you do from living next to a nuclear power plant for your entire life. Sailors on nuclear submarines receive fewer rads than you do, right now, sitting at your computer, wherever you are.

I still remember the first time I flew supersonic. It was one of the scheduled hops in our syllabus, so we would understand how differently the plane flew when it went supersonic versus subsonic, and the things to watch out for when going back from supersonic to subsonic. My instructor pilot was LT Randy Leddy, and his persona is what you'd call 'tough but fair.' For those of you who don't know, the Navy F-4 does not have controls in the back seat. So when we take off, my instructor knows there are only three ways this flight will end: I will land the plane safely, or we both will take the silk descent, or we both go BOOM and end our Navy careers, not to mention our lives. So, we left Oceana and headed ten miles out to sea. That was because we weren't allowed to fly supersonic within ten miles of the coast because it might upset the pussy civilians, but that's incidental to this story. We flew ten miles out, climbed to 20,000 feet, and Randy said, "OK, here we go. Pull the nose up twenty degrees, then plug in the burners and go zero 'G's." I did, and watched the Mach meter climb. .85, .9, 1.0, 1.2 . . . The only reason I knew I was supersonic was because the Mach meter was above 1.0. The plane didn't shudder or rock. It just did what it did, without complaint. When I realized I was flying faster than the speed of sound, I thought back for just a second to what it must have been like for Chuck Yeager, who had the crap beat out of him as he pushed his plane just over Mach one. Many scientists of the time thought that you would hit a wall at Mach 1 that would destroy your airplane. Yeager went ahead and flew the Glamorous Glennis anyway. And here I was, following in his footsteps. I thought about him that day. I thought about all the great brave men who had not only put their lives on the line, but had given them to advance our ability to fly against the boundaries of what was once considered to be impossible. God bless them all.

One monkey builds a farm that feeds 100 monkeys. This farm becomes worth 10,000 bananas a year. The 100 stupid monkeys are mad that the other monkey has such a valuable farm. They kill the monkey running the farm and steal and eat all of the bananas on the trees. They have no idea how to run the farm. The following year the 100 monkeys starve to death. The last monkey, before dying, curses the monkey who built the farm.

This literally shows workers doing all the work lol

I'll make a simple analogy that even right-wingers can understand. You make a pie. You want to give a slice of the pie to a Mexican of color who cleans your toilet, and you want to eat a slice of the pie yourself. Elon Musk comes along and takes all the pie and leaves you only with crumbs. HOW. IS. THIS. FAIR?

One year ago today, Minnesota Speaker Emerita Melissa Hortman and her husband Mark were senselessly murdered in an act of political violence. In their memory, we recommit ourselves to the values that Melissa and Mark exemplified: building a kinder, more just, and loving world.

Why do Republicans say AOC is “just a bartender” when she has a masters in economics, but they don’t say Markwayne Mullin is just a plumber? HINT: racism and misogyny

Elon Musk has become a trillionaire. If we confiscated just 15% of his wealth we could: clean up all the oceans, eliminate poverty, and literally make the world into a utopia. Instead he chooses to indulge in his phallic obsession with rockets and wants to build data centers in space. You cant even move electricity from space to earth. Dumbest idea ever. All the best, Wolfgang

Spike Lee became a Knicks season ticket holder in 1985. His first game was Patrick Ewing’s first game. He has his first NBA title, 41 years later.

🔥 @BenStiller with the @nbafinalstrophy!

WW2 ended with two atomic bombs.

The most disrespected superhero movie ever made gave us the best Batman fight scene in cinema history. The hate never made sense 😭

Abe Lincoln would never have stood for Americans fighting each other.