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Tim Broyle, MD retweeted
a quote that reads as a joke but is actually completely serious
Trump on Iran deal: "This way, if it works out, I'm going to take the credit. If it doesn't work out, I'm blaming JD. You better be careful JD!"
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It would not surprise me that they told him this. They knew what they were doing. Trump didn’t know what they were doing.
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Donald Trump says Iranian officials call Barack Obama a "stupid son of a b*tch."
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Monica Bellucci faced backlash for being an older Bond girl at age 50. Daniel Craig was asked about it and immediately shut down the interviewer: “We’re talking about Monica Bellucci, for God’s sake. When someone like that wants to be Bond girl, you count yourself lucky!”
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Tim Broyle, MD retweeted
Weird. I thought I was hallucinating desperate oil storage figures for the past month, and that only a handful of nuts on X knew about it.
Wait, Trump just admitted openly to running out of oil reserves in 4 weeks?
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Tim Broyle, MD retweeted
The IRGC did madman theory better than Trump. The one thing we thought Trump might’ve been good at, it turns out he’s shit at that too.
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Due to a storm, my flight to Chicago was diverted to a deserted Green Bay, Wisc., airport. When in Rome.
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Tim Broyle, MD retweeted
This moronic account doesn't understand the irony of a losing participant signing a surrender in Versailles
🚨 AWESOME! President Trump signed the Iran peace deal IN VERSAILLES, France TRUMP, before boarding the motorcade: "It's SIGNED — it's signed in Versailles! I just signed it!" 🔥🇺🇸🇫🇷
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Tim Broyle, MD retweeted
📺 How Dumb Is @SpecialReport? AINSLEY: You can analyze every word, you can be the D.C. class, and you can focus on this Mirandum [sic] of Understanding, or Moratorium, or Mor-, whatever. The Memo of Understanding. It's this piece of paper. OR, you can just trust Donald Trump.
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Tim Broyle, MD retweeted
I just got fired from Microsoft. I was the guy responsible for making sure that when you start typing your password in on the Windows lock screen, it ignores your first keystroke for no fucking reason
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Tim Broyle, MD retweeted
The end of this video is stunning. Trump signs the MOU, Macron says good job, everyone applauds and then Trump says "oil down, stocks up" - with hand motions!

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Tim Broyle, MD retweeted
Surrender document being signed at Versailles 1919 2026
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this is why it sucks to be surrounded by yes men
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Tim Broyle, MD retweeted
A big key to life is not caring what other people think about you
I really need America to adopt gelato culture, because what do you mean it’s almost 2 o’clock and I can’t just pop out for an afternoon ice cream in New York City without it seeming weird
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Tim Broyle, MD retweeted
Has enough time passed for people to admit that the Google Glasses were cool as hell now?
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Long as it's still sponsored.
Fox has tweaked their on-screen graphics to now say "match break" instead of "hydration break".
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England v Croatia is the World Cup’s only group-stage match where both countries have a UNESCO World Heritage Site named after a Roman emperor. England has Hadrian’s Wall. Croatia has Diocletian’s Palace in Split. Stay tuned for more cutting-edge, geography(ish)-based World Cup analysis.
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Hello #TartanArmy! Please make sure to wear hats and sunscreen with the highest SPF you can find, and alternate the booze with Gatorade or something with electrolytes, not just plain water. Florida is happy you’re coming to visit & we don’t want you to spontaneously combust! 🥵
The heat index is expected to reach 105°F (~40°C) next Wednesday when Scotland plays Brazil in Miami for the World Cup. The Scottish may melt.
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Tim Broyle, MD retweeted
the best thing i've read about AI in years
A.I. companies are engaging in “doom trolling,” Cal Newport writes. “They like to solemnly describe the harms that their models will cause, while acting helpless to do anything about it.” nyti.ms/4fWCr97
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Tim Broyle, MD retweeted
BBC added some much needed mountains to the Houston skyline. Not bad. Not bad at all.
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