Keeping the Calgorithm and the Woke Agenda moving forward, all in service to Dark Lord Oski
Joined August 2025
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As the #Calgorithm sojourns to San Diego the DOT would like to remind all patriots who remains the public transit GOAT. Hint: It’s not the @sdmts whose social media game is not up to the standard Bay Area residents are accustomed to. Take notes, trolley.
📺 We dropped our 3rd Cab Cam video! You’re watching sped-up footage of the Yellow Line from SFO to Antioch.
Head to our YouTube channel at youtube.com/@BARTable for the full video.
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Calgorithm Department Of Transportation retweeted
15 Sep 2025
Ok. 🙂
In all seriousness @SDSU and @AztecFB fans please find a fully arranged NES/Famicom #Caltendo version of your fight song in the reply post below.
#Calgorithm
15 Sep 2025
As a longtime admirer of the #Calgorithm from afar, please do not take it easy on us this week.
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Calgorithm Department Of Transportation retweeted
10 Sep 2025
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Calgorithm Department Of Transportation retweeted
9 Sep 2025
Dark Lord Oski’s Mascot Punch-Out returns for Week 3. Gopher fans, if you did not get the fleshed out hardware accurate NES/Famicom version of “Minnesota Rouser” when I posted it earlier, please find it in the comment below along with a download link if you want a copy.
#Calgorithm
#Caltendo
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Many of our #Calgorithm patriots remember our highly scientific analysis comparing opposition public transit systems with the people’s transit champion @SFBART . DOT has likewise completed a study with a comparison of @MetroTransitMN and would like to present our findings.
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Stay safe, patriots. We’ll see you in Berkeley.
5 Sep 2025
.@CalRho wheelin’ our way to The Bay! Sold 5 more @CalFootball tix today #ABC #RollonyouBears #BlackatCal #BeatTSU
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Excellent gameday advice and information from our partners at AC Transit.
5 Sep 2025
It's football time! Cheer on @CalFootball as they take on Texas Southern.
Skip the parking stress, take the bus or connect to @SFBART to Downtown Berkeley and head to the game!
Trip Plan: actransit.org/tp
Detours: actransit.us/4mKCght | actransit.us/3AGGaop
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Patriots, as the masses descend upon Strawberry Canyon tomorrow, make sure to follow @SFBART and @SFBARTalert if you plan on using the #Calgorithm s transit champion. The City of Berkeley provided a helpful guide regarding transit and parking on Gameday.
berkeleyca.gov/community-rec…
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Calgorithm Department Of Transportation retweeted
4 Sep 2025
Hello! Like this tweet if you want Cal Bear legend Amy Trask at the SDSU game
Don't think so, but I made an ice cream bet with my niece and nephew, who went there - loser buys the ice cream, but we all win because we all get ice cream - and hi.
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Effective immediately, all Calgorithm DOT employees have requested transfer to the ATF and this account will not be active. If any Calgorithm patriots are interested in employment with the DOT please inquire with a member of the Calgorithm administration.
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Calgorithm Department Of Transportation retweeted
29 Aug 2025
I would like to remind all planning on participating in the “Beaver Hunt” to actually understand what that means this time, ESPECIALLY IN THE WORK PLACE!!!
28 Aug 2025
To apply for a hunting/trapping license, please reply to this thread with your interest and OPTIONAL proof of a donation of $5 or more to the Cal Athletics Fund (calathleticsfund.com/)
NOTE: It is free to apply for a license. Donations are merely encouraged.
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Calgorithm Department Of Transportation retweeted
29 Aug 2025
Liberté, égalité, fraternité, Malört
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The #Calgorithm DOT is dispatching road demo crews to the Corvallis Oregon area to deal with reported obstructions impeding road grading and maintenance. To avoid risk of injury or death, please do not come within proximity of any demo equipment/operations.
@Coach_Sooto
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Calgorithm Department Of Transportation retweeted
27 Aug 2025
ACC clears based on #Calgorithm alone, but throw in SMU, Miami, FSU, Clemson, NC State and Captain Andrew Luck and it's a wrap.
Let me know when the Big 12 publishes a book, produces a hit song and gets GameDay to show up. 🤷♂️
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UC Berkeley launches craft beer just as Gen Z is abandoning alcohol sfgate.com/food/article/uc-b… via @SFGate
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We stand ready to move the #Calgorithm and our #ACCFootball burnerverse allies forward in our quest for world domination.
27 Aug 2025
The Calgorithm highlights the fact that no other conference—other than @ACCFootball—has burners who have established their own government and claim the world as Bear Territory.
#thePeoplesProgram #goBears
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Not a surprise that taking extraordinary efforts to help ferry Calgorithm patriots to Gameday would result in an overall decrease in crime. Excellent news but to be expected. Well done, comrades.🫡
Newly released data shows crime has dropped substantially on BART through the first seven months of this year.
ALT A crisis intervention specialist and police officer board a BART train
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Calgorithm Department Of Transportation retweeted
26 Aug 2025
#TuesdayTip: @SFBART now accepts contactless payments! 💳 But if you want to pay for other agencies, you'll need to tap on with your Clipper card.
This payment option is coming soon to all transit agencies across the Bay Area 🚍 🚄 ⛴️
Stay tuned and learn more at: clippercard.com/ClipperWeb/c…
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Calgorithm Department Of Transportation retweeted
26 Aug 2025
Orders from the Director of the Calgorithm Intelligence Agency. Dossiers will be out momentarily
25 Aug 2025
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Calgorithm Department Of Transportation retweeted
26 Aug 2025
As the Secretary of Labor, it is my duty to make sure working conditions are safe for our comrades in Berkeley and Corvallis. Unfortunately we have spotted a few aspects about Saturday’s venue that will need to be addressed before kick off.
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