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I hope they comeback soon.
18 Nov 2022
We are taking a break from Twitter. For a realtime list of active incidents visit the DFR website. dallascityhall.com/departmen… #RIPTwitter #Twittershutdown #TwitterOFF
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We know why. 🟧
@WeatherBug storm tracker function is totally down and broken and has been all evening.
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@WeatherBug storm tracker function is totally down and broken and has been all evening.
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Boarded my flight at DCA National airport. Come to find out, the president of the United States has paused ALL flights because of the UFC fight at the White House.
The air traffic controllers were not warned, nor were the airport staff or travelers.
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Insuring two teenage boys—one of whom already has a speeding ticket—is expensive because teenage boys tend to crash their cars a lot. Driving is dangerous.
Jun 14
Yall… USAA has lost their fucking minds.
Look at this insurance quote I got for two vehicles for my sons and I.
Of course having two teenage drivers bumps it up but yall….
@USAA y’all have lost your fucking minds.
I have had zero wrecks.
I had one ticket when I was 32 years which wasn’t anything crazy.
My one son still has his permit and my older son has one speeding ticket that he went to whatever drivers course was but it was five miles over.
Maybe it’s BECAUSE YALL SUCK AND HATE MILITARY …
….anyway.
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I love this: a situation where a girl was admitted to the hospital with opioid poisoning after some guys spiked her cocktail.
Doctor: “Girls, don’t drink cocktails with strangers!”
How about: “Men, don’t put drugs in women’s drinks?” 🤡
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They must have damaged the facade with the Trump letters and are trying to fix it without people noticing. Let that sink in—he damaged the memorial to satisfy his vanity.
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Actually looks so much fun!!
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I love this & them!! @wfaaweather
Driving Miss Izzy to the World Cup game today! Sits in the backseat the entire drive and tells me everything I’m doing wrong!
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Driving Miss Izzy to the World Cup game today! Sits in the backseat the entire drive and tells me everything I’m doing wrong!
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3:20pm CDT #SPC_Watch WW 335 SEVERE TSTM DC MD VA WV CW 142015Z - 150300Z, spc.noaa.gov/products/watch/…
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UPDATE: 12 people were killed after a plane carrying 11 skydivers and a pilot crashed near Butler Memorial Airport in Butler, Missouri. -FOX4
Jun 14
BREAKING: A plane crash near Butler Memorial Airport in Butler, Missouri, has left all 12 people on board dead, according to reports. Missouri State Highway Patrol troopers are at the scene and investigating the incident.
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Oh how I wish for the good ole days!
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I'm old enough to remember when Republicans considered this a scandal.
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Jun 14
It's the least I can do. Which is what I've been doing.
UFC Freedom 250 is facing a chaotic weather setup on the White House South Lawn, with a 60% chance of thunderstorms, heavy downpours, and wind gusts up to 34 mph threatening to delay the outdoor fights. On top of the storm risk, brutal D.C. humidity is driving a triple-digit heat index alongside massive swarms of mosquitos and gnats that fighters will have to battle inside the cage. While the venue’s massive 92-foot overhang will keep the octagon dry, a single lightning strike within eight miles will trigger an automatic 30-minute freeze on the entire event.
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The White House is now beefing with the weather
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Imagine being triggered by THE WEATHER. True snowflake behavior! ❄️
This event is about celebrating America’s unmatched greatness after 250 years — which apparently doesn’t sit well with the friendless loser who wrote this bullshit clickbait headline.
Rain or shine, we’re celebrating our great country no matter what. GOD BLESS AMERICA! 🇺🇸
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There has never been a more perfect metaphor.
He didn’t drain the swamp, he literally installed one.
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The Reflecting Pool is currently experiencing an algae outgrowth, indicating high pH conditions.
Such a high pH is known to strip paint, potentially ruining Trump's $14M paint renovation.
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White House, East Wing, Rose Garden, Jacqueline Kennedy Garden and South Lawn as they used to look (Encyclopedia Britannica):
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