Cogito, ergo sum. Wife : @CeliaEngelson. Daughter : Sadie. Politics, Technology & Science. Miami Hurricanes. Miami Heat. Miami Dolphins.
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David Engelson retweeted
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The president of the United States is a pedophile why aren’t you tweeting about that?
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Correct. The people on SNAP are about a billion times worse for the country than the guy building rocket ships and electric cars.
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Jun 15
Meanwhile in Tobleronistan
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Bro got that trillionaire build
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"Sorry, you can't play in the World Cup because Mark was crap at geography at school."
Jun 14
Shouldn't one of the requirements for a country to qualify to play in the World Cup that it be a country that people have heard of?
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David Engelson retweeted
The conservative worldview is to simply exaggerate until you manifest a point that doesn't exist in reality, then act smug about being an incredulous douche bag.
Funny, it's also what grifters do to scam people out of their hard earned money.
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RT @queerlilgremlin: “almost four” sure sounds like he doesn’t consider the fetus she’s pregnant with to be a real person yet
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David Engelson retweeted
Michelle Obama is clearly not a man, but Melania Trump is clearly a hooker who went from the whorehouse to the White House.
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Trying to imagine the coverage if Obama had spent $60 million to host a pay-per-view NBA event at the White House where LeBron called Melania a hooker.
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Obama: $1.7B to Iran: bad deal
trump: $300B to Iran: awesome deal
The above is only true if you're Iran or MAGA
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I’ve defended the administration’s America 250 plans, because I trusted they really would be non partisan, really would bring us together. But I was wrong. And it sucks. I also apologize to the musical acts who dropped out who I criticized. They saw it.
Jun 15
The fighter yelling “Michelle Obama is a man,” at an official White House event to honor America is utterly unacceptable and the administration should denounced it in no uncertain terms.
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You’re a fucking idiot. It’s the NYNJ Host Committee. You really think the Governor of NY since 2021 didn’t aid in helping plan for the World Cup? Get educated. There’s $20 million in state funded events in New York. You pathetic fuck.
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Just a couple of bros bonding over being massive creeps
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Replacing the rainbow with something even gayer.. the French
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Think about it: if Mrs Trump was insulted this way, the right wing echo system would be going crazy. Mrs. Obama is a brilliant lawyer, mother, author and was an amazing first lady of the United States. Show some respect to her and all of our #FirstLadies.
Dave Portnoy calls on Trump to denounce the Michelle Obama slur that took place on the White House south lawn.
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David Engelson retweeted
bro you made an ai post of yourself dunking on her in a spurs jersey and now you’re calling it the “championship playoffs” and saying this was always about business? lmao even
Jun 15
What a loser Hochul is.
During the Championship Playoffs it was announced that Texas ranks #1 for Fortune 500 HQs. A title once held by NY.
Unlike the Knicks title, Texas’s lead over New York in business and new jobs will continue… forever.
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Jun 15
Hey you guys got any underdog parlays?
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