love, heartbreak, spiders, birds, vintage delay pedals.

I once got cc’d on an email by mistake. It was between my manager and her manager discussing my salary. They had decided not to give me a raise because I had not asked for one and they assumed I was satisfied. I had asked for one. In writing. Three months earlier. I forwarded them the email. Nobody replied. I got a raise four days later. Nobody mentioned the email. Neither did I. For about two weeks.

Tell that to my friend who had to start working as a child because his dad died and his mom had 3 kids to support with zero education and blew through the life insurance by the time he was 12. It was life altering for him. He had to support his mom at 15. My mom had to start over at 40. It happens. Stop being ignorant. I hope it doesn’t happen to people, but IT DOES.

Can we talk about how women are literally learning carpentry and calling it ‘DIY’ projects because if they called it carpentry projects men would be in an absolute uproar. I see women on here all the time literally tear holes out of their walls and completely redo it into a shelf and then get made fun of by men who 100% couldn’t do it with that amount of precision. that’s insane skills IMO. Props to yall baddies.

My 17-year-old daughter: “I’m confused. We’ve always been taught not to share personal information or anything that identifies us online because it isn’t safe. Now they want us to do exactly that to access social media.”

YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE: tomorrow I will be experiencing my first Tim Hortons coffee from the comfort of my own home.

Here are the policies that come from “the Left” Social Security Medicare Medicaid ACA Food stamps Unemployment insurance Clean air and water Weekends Work place safety Food safety “The Left” created the American middle class

House Hunters: she’s a stay at home mom and he folds pieces of paper in half for charity, their budget is 4.8 million dollars.

This was written loosely to an already written song. Greatest song ever I say today. It’ll be the greatest for a couple of weeks or months u til I discover the next one

Trop de haine ici pour me joindre a cette chorale infernale Je vais tenter d être l exception L âme gentille,abri pour les gens brises Que je reusisse ou non C est le sentier que je choisi Malgré la seduction de la colère Je marcherai vers la lumière Jusqu a le temps s arrête

getting called an old soul at age 8 then childish at age 38 is neurodivergent-coded.

U never take my kimono up U never despise the oligarchs Never peel lizards & bring me the skin U never insinuate I’m bourgeoisie Never peel me grapes & remove the seeds And never ever have lit your truck on fire & drive slow past my house screaming animorph sapiosexual U want it? Think outside the box.

Life is a journey, to live is to worry To love is to lose your damn mind But living's a blessing so I am not stressing 'Cause some of my friends ain't survived

Can’t help but notice all the people who said Obama would desecrate the White House with Escalades and rap music on the South Lawn are absolutely loving this UFC fight on the South Lawn. Probably just a coincidence.

“if you died nothing in my life would change” is so precious to me I love radical neutrality

Once, while sitting in a GP clinic, I overheard a baby say “goo goo ga ga”, and the mother reply: “Well. That’s very stereotypical of you.”

Told my boss that, instead of a raise, I want one of those DoNotReply email addresses.

Of course this is the kind of doctor who treated me so well. I wish we had special interest autists in every niche job………

Boomer dad: just get a job that pays well. Me: I have a job. It pays $58,000. Boomer dad: that’s not bad for starting out. Me: I’ve been here 6 years. Boomer dad: well negotiate a raise. Me: I did. They offered 2%. Dad: that’s something at least. Me: rent went up 9% this year. Dad: well you gotta budget. Me: I don’t go out. I don’t have subscriptions. I pack my lunch. Boomer Dad: when I was your age I had a house and two kids. Me: when you were my age a house cost $52,000. Boomer Dad: … Boomer Dad: well, dinner’s getting cold.