Southern man. I kneel to one King. You're playing Chess; I'm playing Hungry Hungry Hippos. Don't take me seriously unless I'm being serious. BringLawnDartsBack
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10 Jul 2020
Flat earthers. You can't reason with them or throw them off the edge of the world.
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ChatGPT, create an ad for me that looks exactly like every other ad.
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The best part about Europeans visiting America is they are learning that Americans don't think about them at all.
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A Southern Nobody π retweeted
Jun 10
@Junebagio @ExLibrisNemo @OfHella @treymanaa @38thparalell
Guys, how much money is between your couch cushions?
1996 Ford Bronco Β· Sport Utility 4D ($13,500)
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So, just a remake of the movie Freaks?
New movie idea- The Revenge of Short People
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It's true, I do all these things.
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I need an emotional support cabin in the mountains.
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Jun 4
Thomas Massie and Marjorie Taylor Greene have reportedly devised a plan to take back the Republican party, per TMZ.
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Neither, you call Michelin Guide and demand they are are awarded 3 stars
Tried a new sandwich shop and they donβt have pickles. Do I call the cops or the FBI?
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A Southern Nobody π retweeted
Jun 3
Call @ExLibrisNemo and give him the address. Heβll be their best customer.
Tried a new sandwich shop and they donβt have pickles. Do I call the cops or the FBI?
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One can. Good talk.
Americans talking as if one could just just drill a hole through 2 ft thick walls
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So the past week has revealed that Europeans like to casually go outside and Americans do not
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If you qualify for all of AARP's benefits, you are no longer a *Young" MC.
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A Southern Nobody π retweeted
I want everyone to know I'm not going to play at the America 250 cookout bash thingy.
1) wasn't asked
2) I'm probably working that weekend
3) @psforpublius wouldn't split gas money.
4) @Junebagio says that my star charts are not aligned for that weekend.
5) Mercury can get rekt
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