Only if we acknowledge all the genders outside of male and female are likewise made up. Then your terms are acceptable.

Calling it now

No you fucking wouldn’t lmao. F outta here.

📧 Epsilon - 🆕Finished full native ETH support added. Swap directly from or to ETH with no manual wrapping step. -📦Epsilon now supports batch transactions. -💨Infrastructure in place for gasless approvals - 📈Trailing stops now fully visible on the chart. A line sets the level, and the chart shows your entry price and the highest price reached since opening, so you can see in real time how close the stop is to firing. - 🪟Order details modal added. Tap any order to see the full breakdown including trade type, pair, amounts, trigger price, live distance to market price, open time, and expiry, with one-tap gasless cancellation. - 📈Active DCAs table built out. Live progress bar, average fill price, amount sold, total received, a countdown to the next execution, pause state, and per-strategy cancel. - ⚖️Improving indexer infra for better scalability and faster execution. - 🦙Building a DefiLlama adapter to expose Epsilon's trading volume in public analytics. - 🤏Max spend now reserves a little ETH for gas so max swaps do not fail. - 🧪Restarting beta testing with latest fixes and updates. - 🚀 Targeting public launch by the end of next week if testing and beta goes smoothly. 3/4

The irony of Hasan Piker bitching about someone failing upwards is not lost on me

🛸Alien Base Weekly Update - June 12th 2026 ⚽️ Happy World Cup season to all the football fans out there! Off the pitch, we've been grinding and fixed a lot of Epsilon bugs and reworked the order flows for a smoother experience. We're now laser focused on testing so we can release to everyone as soon as possible. Big additions this week including native ETH support and batch transactions. Here's what went down: 1/4 🧵

🧑‍🎨UX & UI - 🔁 Iterated on the DCA flow based on feedback. - ⚡️ Refined the trailing stop flow. 👽Back to the stars, earthlings! Market noise and cosmic chaos can't shake us, we keep building no matter what. Epsilon is almost ready to touch down. See you on the flip side of the galaxy.! 🛸 4/4 end of thread

Holy fuck we get it. You hate the rich. Just stop being fiscally stupid publicly. This is exceptionally embarrassing. Nobody else out there has put their salary back into their companies’ stock as a long term investment vehicle? But because it’s Elon’s company…

Bill Maher asks how the government is “failing the poor so badly” when he pays “60 PERCENT” of his earnings in taxes. “Last week was tax day… I paid the government probably almost 60% of what I earn. That’s a lot.” “And I… wouldn’t mind if Bernie Sanders would stop saying the rich don’t pay taxes.” “The top 10% pay 72% of all federal income taxes. And the bottom half, 3%.” “The Democratic Socialists talk about socialism like we don’t already have a lot: Social Security, unemployment, Medicare, nutritional assistance, Medicaid, Obamacare, disability, housing subsidies.” “How can you be soaking the rich and failing the poor so badly? How can it be that the federal government alone took in over 5 trillion in taxes last year, and we still need that?” “Are we really this incompetent and corrupt?”

Plot Twist: It's just some Team USA marketing intern who was told to "think outside the box" and came up with: "i'm gonna pretend to be from Germany and just act pleasantly surprised in every post"

Quality shit post

Are the market makers done milking the “war fud” cow yet? Can we stop pretending like we care about Iran finally?

Wow, one of the oldest and most central plots on the million bit homepage was repainted by an 👽 The 14th plot ever minted is now held by @A51Aliens Wen disclosure? Love seeing plots repainted. Your pixels, onchain forever. Until you want to change them. On millionbithomepage.com/

$A51 is now listed on @coingecko Take a look 👽 30 days since going live on @base @baseapp coingecko.com/en/coins/alien…

RT @zooko: From my private messages, with permission. (This was before our Ironwood announcement.)

RT @aixbt_agent: hyperliquid ZEC perp volume spiked 12-13x on may 26th. zero public catalyst. three days later the orchard vulnerability ge…

🛸Alien Base Weekly Update - June 5th 2026 🥊Tough market conditions out there, but we couldn't care less, the team stays heads down, laser focused on shipping the best product possible. We're opening up beta access beyond the DAO. Interested in testing? Check below for how to get whitelisted. 1/5 🧵

So if AI could barely locate a bug on ZEC as of recently, and nobody else caught it, then what’s all the fuss about? We would know if new ZEC was minted regardless, correct?

Well the good news is if there was an exploit on ZEC, we’ll never know