My boyfriend just sent me an excel spreadsheet labeled “summer travel” with three sheets labeled scenario 1, 2 and 3. Prices and flight itineraries for each. I am in love with this man.
I LITERALLY stopped working on my memo so I could read this indictment.
I am on page 24 and JESUS LUPITA NYONG'O CHRIST.
HOW this man still has the capacity to shock me after everything that's happened, i'll never know.
but I am sitting here *STUNNED*.
@MatchmakerMaria is the voice of reason I needed when I was dating. I have been wanting a book with a relationship expert FOREVER. And just like waiting to find *the one* this match made in heaven was worth the wait. Thx @haleyeheidemann for making it happen!🫶🏼
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Whenever I do the Wordle, I also do Kegel exercises. I have learned 1) I will run through a Wordle in 2 min or less because that's the threshold I have while strengthening my pelvic floor and 2) Some people will do a Kegel in response to hearing (and now reading) the word Kegel.
I totally called this. The moment tinder brought in @MelissaHobleyNY I immediately posted…. Oh shit. Tinder is about to shift and now it’s happening. Pretty exciting!
Next week we're rolling out new marketing from @Tinder ...I'm really proud of this work, proud that we are elevating ALL kinds of love and connection...and proud that the amazing folks at @Tinder around the world helped to shape it.
Dating may be more difficult than it used to be, says @MatchmakerMaria, due to the increase of single people using apps to find potential partners — but she urges those looking for love to rely on their social circles: “The majority of us are one degree away from our person.”
Moms in my local mom group calling Queen RiRi’s performance disgusting are the same type of people who hate Meghan Markle.
Ain’t no way those two groups aren’t a circle.