😎 🇺🇸🐊🐕‍ 🙏🤺🍺 That's it. My peeps are crazy, so be warned! But the best folks ever! Prefer real, honest people with original thoughts. No TRAINS!!!

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Replying to @PATRIOT2117
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Hey all you lovely elderly folks living in @thevillages, how do you like your pal Byron now?
But a candidate for Florida Governor says that Social Security is a CRUSHING ENTITLEMENT. While he shakes hands of elderly voters on his campaign stops.
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That's funny! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Old video - but Monster again alerted and growled at the stranger on the other side of the glass door (in the dark this time). I said to myself, "What the Hell, if it's another cat, we'll see what happens" Slid the door open and it was Stinker! My roomie has his living area on the other side of the door-must have popped in while I was working on the computer to use the bathroom and he didn't see a little brown escapee in the dark! 😂 I was expecting to chase Monster, chasing a cat (or possibly a wild critter like a raccoon or possom...) but it was only her little 'PITA' pup. She cussed a bit when she saw who it was. (Not vocally) Regardless, I showered her with intense praise and lots of loving! What a good girl! Stinker on the other hand... That little fxck! Only reward he received was being allowed to come back inside. I suppose I should work more on his obedience training... 😂
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Replying to @MrGeorgeWallace
Class and Dignity? “All this for a damn flag?” Never forget.
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Why would the MSN ignore a great hero?
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Natasha Owens is a true patriot and wonderful human being and she's fearlessly exposing the TDS-infected radicals hell-bent on destroying America. Watch, share, and defeat TDS! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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The first auto brand to make a pickup with ZERO TECH will sell out so fast it'll make their head spin. No brain, no GPS...just engine, transmission, rear end, and get the hell outta my way:)
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I'm straight-up embarrassed for what's coming to Florida. We're about to trade the state of freedom and logic for the DEI "quality learing" state. Going from a Navy JAG who actually deployed — a real Florida man who saved us from Andrew Gillum — to Byron Donalds? That's not a step back, that's a full belly flop into the swamp. And now he's out here talking about teaching kids to read while his own damn sign misspells “achievability.” READ TO SUCCEED ACHIEVEABILITY 🤦 Pot, meet kettle. Using our state as cannon fodder because the transplants are still mad our guy ran against their guy for president is pathetic. Can't swim, can't spell, can't debate... what the hell are we doing here? This slap in the face feels 100% deliberate. Florida deserves better than this!
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I recently bought some Coors Light in the metal bottles with screw caps. No more wasted beer if I only drank part of it. Screw cap on... finish later. 😚 Rinsed them out for recycling - tried crushing them like normal cans. Hard to crush. Got a brilliant idea. Since they were now clean, I'll just fill them 3/4of the way with filtered water and freeze them. Caps on. Perfect for when the electric goes out during hurricane season. Toss in a cooler to keep stuff cold, and when it melts - clean water. Works better than plastic water bottles that may burst. Much colder, longer.
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My dumb ass decided to cook up a vat of meat sauce. It is taking forever to cook down the tomatoes. Was craving lasagna or stuffed shells.
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Do you want 47 🇺🇸 President Trump to endorse @JayCollinsFL for Florida Governor? If so 🚨 RT this... Tell @realDonaldTrump that Florida voters want Green Beret Jay Collins for Governor.
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I have a nice old neighbor that a while back lost his wife, then a short time later develop a blood clot and lost his right leg from the knee down. This made it difficult for him to do the two things he loves to do and that’s taking his fishing boat out to the lake and to drive his riding lawnmower around his big yard to cut the grass. The problem with launching his boat is he had to get his prosthetic leg into the water and it wasn’t supposed to be in the water. And the problem with his lawnmower is he had a hard time getting on and off of it with nothing to hold onto. So I built a removable ramp on the side of his trailer and he’s now able to launch his boat without getting his leg in the water. And to solve the lawnmower problem I fabricated a front hold handle for him to grab when he gets on and off of it. He is now a happy fisherman again and also able to cut his grass without help from anyone. Life is good.
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Since Marco Rubio’s already handling half the jobs in Washington, can we just slide him into the Florida governor’s mansion for a bit while we find somebody better than Byron Donalds? 🤔
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Love it! That's the way it was written to be done. Bravo.
As someone who’s been singing the National Anthem at rodeo events for over 20 years, I’ll just say…. There’s a way it was intended to be sung, without your own spin. This was 💯the way! Bravo!
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Attention: Conservatives Thinking about Moving to Florida... You're thinking about moving to Florida because we are a red state and well governed by Ron DeSantis. You only see what you see on Fox News. But there is an ugly side to Republican politics in Florida and you need to understand that once DeSantis is gone, things will change and not for the better if a) Byron Donalds is elected and b) the current crop of Florida GOP leadership isn't run out on a rail. Don't be fooled by Donalds constant interviews on FoxNews. He's not what he seems. These people will turn this state purple. They will bow down to Big Weed, Big Ag, Big Development, and Big Tech. Everything will be for sale.
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Monster and Stinker are hating me right now! Their flea drops don't work (and I hate to put it on them) . Ran out of Capscar for the little guy - just had to chase them both down with a spray bottle of natural cedar flea killer - (kills them fast). I don't get it. Why do the fleas attack their butts?
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Everyone keeps asking who I’m backing for Governor. Let’s stop playing nice and lay the cards on the table. First off, I am NOT voting for Byron Donalds in the primary. 🛑 Look, I know he’s been in Florida for a while now, but the guy still can’t even swim. If a stiff gulf breeze puts you in the danger zone, you aren't ready to run the Sunshine State. We don’t need a New York transplant using Tallahassee as a glorified airport lounge for his D.C. career. Hard pass. Right now, my money is on Jay Collins. The guy is a literal Green Beret combat vet. He’s taken real hits for this country and still stands tall. That’s the exact brand of grit we need to keep Florida free. But we need to talk about the absolute toddlers in the back row. I see too many "conservatives" crying that they’ll sit on their hands in November if their specific, hand-picked candidate doesn’t win the primary. Grow up. Ron DeSantis didn’t trade punches with the entire media and corporate establishment for eight years just for us to hand the keys to a Democrat because somebody got their feelings hurt. If Donalds wins the primary? Yes, I’ll reluctantly vote for him. Why? Because keeping a liberal out of the governor’s mansion is infinitely more important than my personal beef. Fight like hell for your guy in the primary. But come November, we show up, we vote, and we win. No excuses, no whining. 👍
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🚨WHAT THE HELL?!!! Two American employees of restaurant in Huntersville, NC say the company STOLE their identities to hire ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS in their place!!! One of them opened his W-2 and discovered he owed taxes on more than $20,000 he NEVER EARNED. ...because someone was being paid as HIM, on HIS Social Security number. The other employee logged into her account and saw a current illegal alien employee using HER name and using HER Social Security number at the restaurant she left. It’s alleged the the company STOLE their identities to staff the kitchen with illegal immigrants. Both say their home addresses and direct deposit accounts were changed after they left. Not a SINGLE PERSON has been arrested for this as of today. THIS IS MASSIVE FRAUD!!!!!!
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Time for a huge wrongful death lawsuit! Karmelo Anthony’s family drives away in their luxury car after raising close to $1,000,000 for murder… My team and I would like to help fund the lawsuit! We are taking that car and their mansion. If anyone knows the Metcalf’s directly, please help me contact them.
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