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My default setting is 'disappointed'.
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When I say I’m a runner I mean my mouth.
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MARISKA HARGITAY WON THE NBA FINALS!!!!!!
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word on the street is my chirps have the birds looking over their shoulders
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don’t be mad … it gives you wrinkles and high blood pressure - ~ *Nurse* ☀️
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BING BONG - KNICKS ARE THE NBA CHAMPS ORANGE AND BLUE LIGHTS ALL NIGHT SEE THE LIGHTS LIVE: esbo.nyc/ecx

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139 Days Until Halloween 🎃
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Letter from Epstein Survivors
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Is now a good time to end world hunger @elonmusk ?? I know groceries are a bit higher than when you asked, but your trillions may just cover it.
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NY Knicks did their thing.. Congrats 🍾 WorldChampions
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normalize doing simple things that serve no purpose except making you happy
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MAGA Influencer Joshua Heffner has been arrested for possession of child p*rn. ⛔️Heffner has nearly half a million followers on TikTok.‼️
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FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 53 YEARS, THE KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS 🏆 New York defeats San Antonio 4-1 in the NBA Finals, capturing their third championship in franchise history!
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RT @WineMummy: Hear me out: A pool filled with Reese’s peanut butter cups.
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Live, laugh, eat those mashed potatoes in bed.
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21 Nov 2025
*kiss* *poof* Miss Piggy: I want the frog back
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My dog and I know each other so well, we've actually got to the point where we finish each other's.. My dog: woof
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Yes, a cashier at Walmart, a delivery driver at Amazon, or a waiter at KFC, should be able to afford rent, groceries, and bills with their paycheck alone. That is exactly what jobs are for.
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Really do appreciate @taylorswift13 indulging me and earning me a gazillion cool points with my kids and grandkids. 🤟🏾🤟🏽🤟🏻🤟
The coolest grandpa in the history of the world 🔥🤝
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horse just sold me ketamine
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Can we just step back and realize how messed up it is to put your name on someone's memorial in the first place???
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