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Joined December 2011
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30 Sep 2015
Today’s our last day! We’d pour one out for NickMom, but we don’t want to waste the coffee. We'll miss you!
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28 Sep 2015
We have landed on Mars. WHY CAN'T WE SILENCE THE COOKIE BAG?
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27 Sep 2015
Nothing scares us more than when one of our kids says "Can you not come in the living room for a few minutes?"
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27 Sep 2015
Wow, cinnamon scented candles hide the unmistakable odor of multiple children surprisingly well.
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26 Sep 2015
We settle this #PumpkinSpiceLatte thing once and for all.
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26 Sep 2015
When people call your kids "spirited" what they really mean is: demons from the netherworld.
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If you've ever said something easy is "like taking candy from a baby," you've never tried to take candy from a baby. A baby will cut you.
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24 Sep 2015
Chewing on the carts builds immunity, right?
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22 Sep 2015
This is why we love taking the kids to the playground.
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22 Sep 2015
Parental... advisory?
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21 Sep 2015
This. Never. Works.
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20 Sep 2015
What, you thought we forgot?
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20 Sep 2015
Thanks for the one inch of space, kids.
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19 Sep 2015
But those first 2.5 seconds really are nice, aren't they?
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19 Sep 2015
There's nothing like playing in the sunshine.
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18 Sep 2015
That darn Crock Pot.
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18 Sep 2015
#FF to this week's funniest parenting tweeps! @MidgardMomma @FatherWithTwins @Dadmissions @ABCGP @NoDomesticDiva ow.ly/SoACZ

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17 Sep 2015
A LOT has changed.
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16 Sep 2015
Here's why it doesn't bother us when our husbands avoid laundry:
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