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There's always some emergency or another that some tinpot tyrant can invoke to try to wipe his ass with the Bill of Rights. And there's always a cadre of sycophants willing to watch him do it and clap and cheer and tell him, "Oh, Great One, your wiping technique is so good. Not a dingleberry in sight!"
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Mulholland Drive if it happened in The Swag Era
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Hardcore is about standing in a circle outside the show and talking with friends and not paying or watching anyone play or engaging with the show in any way whatsoever
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"umm should bisexual girl's straight boyfriends be allowed at pride????" is boring discourse. how about "should gay men's straight boyfriends be allowed at pride"
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I agree, we need way more noise ass noise shows. I'm talking that church bake sale folding table pedal noise shit, scrap metal, rolling on the floor screaming. no hyperpop shit, no breaks, no kicks, no aspirations of something greater, just pure noise. didn't read the post.
nyc has a weird collective blind spot around pure noise. the god damn govt officials will spend hours arguing about housing, crime, transit, zoning, schools, etc. while millions of people are getting their sleep fragmented every night by sirens, honking, construction, garbage trucks, & random dudes who do not shut the fuck up. if mamdani could somehow cut citywide noise by 30-50%, residents would probably experience a larger improvement in daily wellbeing than many far more expensive policy programs like city run grocery stores. why doesn’t anyone do anything about this?!? wake up zohran.
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actually games would be better if they were made by unhinged freaks, when instead they're made by middle managers and boring grifters who have "star wars, eating" as their favorite hobbies. there's also few transsexuals in the AAA industry
Replying to @LRH_Superfan
Every modern day game US game dev is an unhinged freak and/or tranny. They can’t be managed
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an original horror movie with a small budget and no famous actors makes a big profit at least once if not multiple times a year and every time people act like it's some incredible new paradigm shift
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The banning of Hasan and Cenk from the UK merely for their opinions is manifestly unjustifiable in a free society and further indicative of the decline of freedom in Great Britain but on the other hand it’s funny so it’s impossible to say whether it’s bad or not.
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It’s awesome that at one point Sherwin-Williams had a full-fledged psycho on their marketing team. Super villain shit. Toughest logo of all time.
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The worst part about anti-boomer sentiment is that when you believe that you "deserve" a certain quality of life, it poisons you. It makes you feeble and inept, because you clutch at an idea of revenge and bitterness instead of working with what you have, and seeking avenues to your own prosperity. If you look at history, you'll see that prosperity comes and goes, and each era is brief and flickering, to be replaced by another. And if you were to really examine this, you'd see that you live in one of the richest, most prosperous time in existence, surrounded by the rich magic of miraculous technologies and conveniences that kings of the past would have killed armies for. What did you do to, to deserve access to Doordash, and the Internet, and movies on demand, and the comfort of refrigeration, A/C, and the ability to hop onto a plane and go wherever you want in the world within hours? Why did you deserve this, when millions before you had to grind out flour and starve on dandelions and die of scarlet fever surrounded by the blank darkness of untamed wilderness, no satellites to blink out in between the stars? Fucking nothing. You didn't do a goddamn thing. Yeah, some things are more expensive. Jobs are more difficult to come by. Food prices have skyrocketed. So what are you going to do about it? Because that old world is never coming back, no matter how much you complain.
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It’s only minorities that associate with mostly white people who get precious about food purity, everyone else blending shit.
i actually support the globalization of foods and flavors. i don't care if the white guy running the cafe down the corner is making lattes with pandan cold foam if it means i get to have it regularly now
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Is BlueSky down or something
I find it iffy that these westerners trying to “develop” recipes that features flavors that aren’t even theirs to begin with and even if they would reason out “oh im doing this bec im study— etc”
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You think your suffering is exceptional until you open a Russian novel and find your exact emotional state on page three.
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My primary takeaway from this and similar conversion stories is much the same as that of my own deconversion from Christianity: people pursue what works for them. These conversions reflect a lack of trust in secular culture to deliver the life they want. Feelings follow form.
I get asked about my conversion to Catholicism a lot but always shied away from giving a serious response, twitter just didn't seem like the right forum Today's substack essay is that serious response, enjoy adorableandharmless.com/p/in…
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Replying to @ismanewells
Video is by MasterofRoflness and the video is titled. Every Cave Diving video be like
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annual reminder
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This is like, one of the few tweets I see and wish I had come up with
"So what's your take" "This subway should be filled with sarin, a deadly nerve agent" "100% disagree"
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I can’t stop thinking about what a remarkable thing this is to admit after 60 straight years of “fuck the man, change the world” boomer activism
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It’s very strange to see extremism researchers and journalists so thoroughly reject the concept of nihilistic violent extremism, which arguably describes a much broader category than even the FBI designates, when it is so obviously qualitatively different from ideologically-driven attacks, e.g., the Oklahoma City bombing or the 2015 Charleston church shooting. Calling it “fascism” gives us no clarity of purpose or new tools for stopping this violence. BTW, I’d be curious in what universe somebody like Matt Kriner is an “influencer.”
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Replying to @Empty_America
Evergreen Lomez post here.
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One of the best pieces of advice I ever received was after complaining at length about something to a sympathetic listener in vivid and irrefutable detail, he simply said to me: "Great. So you're right. Now what?"
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