Contributor at SB Nation's OneFootDown.com, Timber enthusiast, Lance Stephenson super-fan
Joined May 2010
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you couldn’t make jimmy neutron today society got too woke
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Jun 15
You couldn't make The Office today because Jim is trying to overthrow sovereign Latin American countries
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First day on the job and the CEO already trusts me to go get apple gift cards for him
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Gotta be a top 5 worst place to take your replica pipe bomb
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Jun 12
For the 30th year in a row, "Return of the Mack" is the song of the summer
Jun 12
I used to think that saying the song of the summer was "Return of the Mack" every summer was a great bit by @Passionweiss, until I matured a little and realized the truth: it's not a bit, it's just the song of every summer
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Jun 12
Jean Ralphio
Ben Schwartz was spotted on the set of the Beatles Biopics, any ideas on who he might be playing? 🎬 #BeatlesBiopics
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Jun 11
There was a guy on Jeopardy! last week whose personal anecdote was just that he loves watching cool slam dunk videos online
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Jun 10
me: "fuck yeah it finally came"
her: "what did you ord-"
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Jun 10
i was at the grocery and heard a lady ask a little boy what he wanted to be when he grew up and with no pause he said “Mr. Fart”
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The Old Man and Death, by László Mednyánszky, 1895-1900 (flipped)
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Jun 8
[on my death bed]
"Why didn't I just buy a normal bed?"
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Jun 8
sorsby gambling jokes might be the easiest, lowest hanging fruit for opposing student sections since jameis stole crab legs lmao
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My friend and attorney Chad Hatmaker, who has experience in eligibility cases, summed up Sorsby ruling well. “This might be the case that actually generates real reform. That’s absolutely ridiculous. If you have an illness as an employee, you don’t get to break the rules because of it. An alcoholic can’t come to work drunk without getting fired.”
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Jun 8
Inspiring development to the Brendan Sorsby story. Remember, kids: Always bet on yourself.
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Can't wait to see Texas Tech get obliterated in the Playoff again this year
Jun 8
NEWS: A judge in district court in Lubbock County, Texas, has granted the injunction requested by Texas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby. He’s set to be eligible for the 2026 season.
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This the quintessential story of how sports reflects the state of the world. Thousands of fans have waited for Game 3 their whole lives and now they’re priced out of entering the game and can’t even celebrate outside because one billionaire gets to attend the game for free.
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Jun 6
#WVU is up 14-1. There's a guy holding a raccoon in the crowd. I don't know what else to tell you.
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Jun 6
We're not stopping with the Bears. We're heading to Cincinnati tomorrow to see how the Batesville Bengals sounds to them. We are Indiana. We are a football state. We are unstoppable.
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Jun 6
It will be a fitting end to this season of misery for the Pacers if the team they knocked out of the playoffs the last two years, resulting in that team unlocking a better and more complete version of themselves, sweep their way to a championship against SAS instead of OKC
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