She wants a knight in shining armor but I’m just a jester in polyester

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Replying to @13CAUFIELDS
Yeah bro because we’d all tune in to watch Montreal put 13 SOG in 60 minutes
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“Elon didn’t earn that money.”
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Elon Musk is about to become a trillionaire If he agreed to pay just 80% of that as a wealth tax to the EU, the EU government could use its efficient operating experience to fund bicycles with solar panels attached to them for over 40 residents of the Netherlands Elon is being selfish by not paying the wealth tax
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Again for those in the back, Elon once offered to cut a check for $6 BILLION to the WFB to "eliminate World hunger" as they said the money could. His one condition was that the accounting was public. They did not accept.
Elon Musk dismantled USAID programs that provided lifesaving assistance to millions of the world’s poorest and most vulnerable people. The human cost was enormous, while DOGE’s net fiscal impact was inconsequential. Now, as Musk approaches trillionaire status, he should commit/tithe at least $100 billion to a fund dedicated to combating extreme poverty, hunger, preventable disease, and humanitarian crises worldwide. Money alone cannot undo the damage already done. But if this moment marks an unprecedented personal financial milestone, it should also be an opportunity for an unprecedented act of restitution. Musk has the resources to save and improve countless lives. He should use them.
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UFC President Dana White watches as the U.S Air Force Thunderbirds and U.S. Navy Blue Angels practice a flyover this morning before the UFC Freedom 250 event this weekend at The White House 🎥 danaiiiwhite/IG
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Downtown Raleigh watching the Hurricanes take a 3-2 game lead in the Stanley Cup Finals tonight.
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This over MSG every night of the week

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Libs watching Europeans post about how great America is
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This is the craziest stadium I’ve ever been to, and I’ve been to a lot of ones.
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ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
Europeans seeing a live Pop-Tart being executed during half time of a World Cup match

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Someone said we need to send him to all sec stadiums for a night game in the fall and he’ll go back to Europe like the apostles spreading the good news 😭
This is the most “The European mind can’t comprehend this” moment of my life. One of my friends said, “Punch me five times tomorrow and I’ll still think this isn’t real.”
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Europeans online: “stay away from America, it’s horrible!” @FreddyLA7 discovering a new state:
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Rep. Crockett (D) says the knife used to kill Metcalf "was not a deadly weapon"
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Reasons to hate a hockey team: They're a rival team of yours Their coach is bald They have a player you hate They beat your team that one time You hate the city they're in The vibe is off The mascot is scary Carter Hart Brett Howden They are the Vegas Golden Knights
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Replying to @micah_erfan

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Carter Hart in the 2026 Stanley Cup Final through the first four games: 2-2 .861 SV% -3.99 GSAx
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Tortorella is so unlikable😂 #Canes #vgk #StanleyCup
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SALUTE THE CAPTAIN
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It could be worse. He could have introduced the President.
#Rams LT Alaric Jackson was arrested early Tuesday morning on suspicion of felony domestic violence. He was booked into jail and later released after posting $50,000 bond. His next court date is scheduled for June 30 in Los Angeles.
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