Houston Sports—all of them. Trynna bring a little positivity. #GoCoogs it’s not that hard to grow your hair out and donate it, try it sometime!!
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30 May 2020
I should've said this sooner, but I'll say it now
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I think constantly about how social media was cooked the minute algorithms started rewarding “engagement” with no regard for whether the engagement was positive or not
Immediately opened the door for rage baiting, vagueposting, and all the other bs to thrive over anything else
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"Sorry, you can't play in the World Cup because Mark was crap at geography at school."
Jun 14
Shouldn't one of the requirements for a country to qualify to play in the World Cup that it be a country that people have heard of?
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The entire world is enjoying American food except for the UK. They are fighting for their right to eat a cold onion and cheese sandwich 😂
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Jun 14
One of the most baffling responses I've seen from Americans to this is "cook your food". This is a sandwich, you don't cook a sandwich.
Community note
Reuben. Grilled cheese. Croque Monsieur. Monte Cristo.
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The Texans 25th anniversary patch shown at media day will be the 4th commemorative patch worn on uniforms in the teams history.
- 25th anniversary of team founding.
- RCM patch honoring the passing of Bob McNair.
- 10th anniversary of team founding.
- Inaugural season.
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Rockets fans, in a world where it could actually happen, would you rather have Kyrie Irving (age 34) or Donovan Mitchell (age 29)?
We talked about it on @RocketsHMA ➡️youtube.com/watch?v=riUAOsWS…
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Ai is ruining everything
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Americans eat raw onions on their sandwiches but they don’t eat raw onion sandwiches.
There is a difference.
The Great British-American Twitter Onion War consists entirely of bad faith arguments.
Currently: Americans don't eat raw onions on sandwiches
Wait, what is that? A cheeseburger with raw onions on it?
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lol shit is funny because everybody thinks Jameis doin this for show but he really just a genuinely good dude in real life… cameras or not.
Jun 14
Japan fans always clean up their section after the match and this time, they were joined by Jameis Winston
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Why tf
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INTs the last three seasons:
T Law: 33
Stroud: 25
Jun 14
30 ints maybe
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Yordan Alvarez (1,015,768) ranks second in all of MLB after the first round of All-Star voting. 😳
Only Shohei Ohtani has more than him at 1,165,133.
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Despite the 9th-largest ranking difference ever for a Men's FIFA World Cup matchup, Cape Verde held Spain to a historic 0-0 draw
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Wow. Wow wow.
HISTORIC!!!
Cape Verde 🇨🇻 a country with 500k people makes their World Cup debut holding Spain 🇪🇸(EURO champs) to a 0-0 draw!!!
This World Cup has been incredible, one of the biggest if not the biggest upset in World Cup history.
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I BEEN said wemby is bad on ball since last year. I friggin loathe the spurs, but I really don’t understand how they didn’t know this
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How did such a terrible on ball defender trick the league into a unanimous DPOY because he’s 20 feet tall with 40 foot long arms that just stands in the paint or has to block from behind because he gets blown by constantly with ease?
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Kamari Lassiter when asked by @JOEL9ONE on @greenlight on who the biggest friendly fire king is on defense:
“We gotta watch out for everybody. Everyone’s flying to the football. Them backers, you gotta watch out for them. They be going sideline to sideline. They are looking to pain something. Azeez & Henry, & EJ too.. and Pitre.. and Will.. and Danielle.. and me.. I just feel like everybody. You gotta watch out, head on a swivel.”
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Yeah for sure you can also rock a Texans jersey this year big dawg
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This graphic will live on forever its up there with that lebron kyrie graphic bro
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He did it. He did the joke. Brits conquered the world for spices and then decided they didn't like any spices.
It tastes much fresher without that, british food relies on high quality ingredients rather than saturating items with a myriad of seasonings.
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Luke Sievers retweeted
Jun 15
In Britain caramelized onions are actually done through alchemical processes
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