Now I wasn’t expecting that 🔥 🙌

We need more tourettes folk. Being close proximity to someone shouting random profanity with no ill will is of benefit to the wider community. People are too hair trigger these days at the slightest offence and to have someone shout pishflaps at the lollilop lady is a social good

Write this down in case the power goes out and you have to recreate chatGPT with pencil n paper.

All we have to do is paint the St. George's cross inside potholes, and the council will fix them within 24 hours.

RT @WatchdogTh96012: This could be a hit.

The hipster journey is almost complete: >born in the 80s >grow up comfortable in the suburbs >don't have to fight or struggle >somehow feel unfulfilled like you're missing out >romanticize the cities your parents abandoned >resent the safe suburban life >dream about being an artist or activist >go to a private school and get a lib arts degree >move to the city with your friends >it's the 2000s >live in Bushwick >arcadefire.mp3 >feels kinda icky but you're so culturally enriched >wear flannels and beanies >spend years drinking craft beer and smoking weed >parents get rekt during the recession >stupid boomers lol suburbs are DEAD >feel like no matter what, you're gonna make it >2010s come >city starts blowing up >smartphones and social media happen >get a good job and start to make ends meet >rooftop parties, booze cruises, wandering the city >songs of summer, startups, casual encounters >support Bernie Sanders for president >everything peaks in Summer 2016 >Trump elected >you're now in your 30s >things start getting expensive >start seeing more tech bros and international rich kids >meet an influencer who makes 10x what you do >realize kids are a status symbol you can't have >rationalize childfree living while your bio clock ticks >your company closes, and you lose work >parents bail you out because no savings (doordash) >date off and on - some connections >people just date for housing or clout >get another job >gonna make it THIS TIME >2020 >pandemic happens and everyone leaves >get stuck inside your studio >mask up, follow the rules, and work from home >relationship ends by spending actual time with partner >friends flee to the burbs to start families >don't want to change your lifestyle >view leaving the city as defeatist >become dependent on delivery apps >make sourdough ironically, then unironically >start going to protests and the current things >riots and crime show up >start to feel uncomfortable and unsafe >get chased down the street by a crackhead >start to feel resentful you are barely making ends meet >biological clock starts ticking hard >post-pandemic things cool down >ridin with Biden >OK finally can get back to normal >costs explode again due to inflation >you're pushing 40 now >start a Substack about urban authenticity >12 subscribers, 3 are bots >morning $10 coffee spikes your anxiety >start getting into houseplants >biological clock is now air raid siren >barely can afford rent >your ex from 2010s just bought a house in the burbs >blame unchecked capitalism for ruining the city >start doing therapy >one of your friends transitions >dating is dominated by "ethical non-monogamy" >lose money trading crypto and NFTs >you're now the old guy at shows >start doom-scrolling about housing policy >demand affordable housing (without changing the city) >demand more social services for the crackheads >start reading marxism and "theory" >join the DSA >free free Palestine >cut off contact with your parents >start hating elon and join bluesky >Trump elected again and you lose your mind >now on SSRIs >desperately look for hope >you can't afford the new Nintendo >join Zohran's campaign as a canvasser >win the primary <----THEY'RE HERE NOW >?

This is the most aired British advert ever broadcast, from 1971 with the voice talents of Irene Handl & (On The Buses) actor Michael Robbins: PG Tips(Mr Shifter)

Hearing that hilarious lunatic duo @jeremycorbyn and @zarahsultana have come up with a name for their pro-Palestine Israel-hating new political party: Jezbollah.

Italy Germany Denmark The US Tough leadership Strong border commanders. What do we have? Yvette Cooper Refugees Welcome Smash the gangs. We are an international embarrassment

When Emma Watson came up with the idea for the Harry Potter films, she held nationwide auditions to find somebody to write the source novels. She plucked JK Rowling from obscurity and made her famous. Rowling owes her everything.

RT @yhbryankimiq: As the world’s highest IQ record holder, I believe that Jesus Christ is God, the way and the truth and the life.

Dear @elonmusk Please remove the ability for public officials to turn off replies to their posts like this It's not acceptable in a democracy that elected public figures can make claims like this and then hide from and silence the public in this way.

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Taxpayers funded this performance art about “whiteness”

Taxpayers have been charged £3,457,082 for the Equality, Diversity and Inclusion (EDI) Caucus at Herriot-Watt University (2023-26). “Have you ever considered how researchers in Antarctica manage menstrual health?” Reads one of its social media slides.

£202,050 Decolonising Fashion and Textiles - Design for Cultural Sustainability with Refugee Communities

£81,793 Title: Building Resilience Through Heritage in the UK: Connecting Refugee, Asylum and Host communities in Yorkshire - University of Bradford

Andrew Gwynne, now Former Minister and Corbyn’s ex-Head of Campaigns, had this infamous interview where he constantly goaded Boris Johnson, invaded his personal space and of course tried to press him on the Winter Fuel Allowance… Not sure he’s somebody I’d put in my cabinet…

Every single Senator and Representative Republican is vulnerable to a primary. The only reason establishment Republicans still hold power is because MAGA voters don’t show up for primaries. If even a fraction more voted in primaries, they would replace any compromised Republican. Here's the math: 👉 IN/ @SenToddYoung : 372,738 votes in 2022 primary; 21.7% of Trump's 1,720,347 votes. 👉 SC /@LindseyGrahamSC : 317,512 votes in 2020 primary; 21.4% of Trump's 1,483,747 votes 👉 IA/ @SenJoniErnst : 226,589 votes in 2020 primary; 24% of Trump's 927,019 votes 👉 KY/ McConnell : 342,660 votes in 2020 primary; 26% of Trump's 1,337,494 votes 👉 NC/ @SenThomTillis : 608,943 votes in 2020 primary; 21% of Trump's 2,898,423 votes 👉 ND/ @SenKevinCramer : 82,692 votes in 2024 primary; 36% of Trump's 246,505 votes 👉 SD/ @senatorrounds : 70,365 votes in 2020 primary; 26% of Trump's 272,081 votes 👉UT/ @SenJohnCurtis : 206,094 votes in 2024 primary; 23% of Trump's 883,818 votes 👉 AK/ @lisamurkowski : 85,344 votes in 2022 primary; 46% of Trump's 184,458 votes X will be watching Republicans from those red states very closely today.

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