Androids dream of me, people mostly ignore me. Robotics EE with a contrarian streak. Dark mode is a conspiracy to increase sales of antidepressants.

Joined May 2022
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Hey you. Yeah you. I have questions.
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This right here is why we need to keep the electoral college. Never fall for a push for a direct popular vote. Big city dominance would destroy our country and silence voices in our rural communities.
Replying to @realmikolson
“Most Americans”? You rural retards are the fucking minority. Most Americans don’t like your bumpkin asses
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So the $7 trillion of our money that that the government took and spent last year solved every problem seven times over? I think that would’ve made the news.
A trillion dollars could solve virtually every problem. Any problem at all. But instead it’s all just going to Some Guy
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I like soccer, and I love the World Cup, but every time I watch it's the same question: why can't these fuckers aim? Headers, sure, harder to control. But these guys have spent their whole life training to kick a ball into a large goal and usually miss by 10-20 feet?
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Democrats: we are going to run the most retarded candidate we can find Republicans: *snatches defeat from the jaws of victory
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Since I’m still trending, just wanted to take the opportunity to remind our Senate that part of the reason we have 53 Republican colleagues today & not 52 is because of Pennsylvania. Senator Bob Casey Jr. was defeated by a mere 15,000 votes. I would also like to remind our Senate that you would have an even greater majority today had you secured our elections years ago. In 2024, we should have won AZ, MI, NV, & WI. If you take into account the debacle of the 2020 election followed by Georgia Senate runoff elections, Republicans should have closer to 60 seats. So, if you pass the SAVE America Act, you will be rewarded with votes & likely bigger majorities. If you do not pass the SAVE America Act, then I can guarantee that Louisiana & Texas won’t be the last time that incumbent Senators were defeated — peacefully & respectfully.
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It's weird being a Minnesotan because all of our local news outlets have finally discovered the fraud. They're finally reporting on it - correction - they advertise that they are reporting on it. The commercials always feature their head anchor walking through the halls of the courthouse as he declares he is determined to get to the bottom of the fraud. Just watch! Meanwhile, no one gets to the bottom of the fraud.
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Hypothetically, a crazy person offers you $1 million for 1/1,000th of the equity in your house. You still get to live there. They just own a tiny piece and hope it goes up in value. You take the deal. Congratulations, your house now has an implied valuation of $1 billion. you’re a “billionaire” Do you have a billion dollars? No. If the government wanted to tax you on your unrealized gain is there a money dollars to take? No.
Reason #1,000,000,000,000 why we should tax the rich.
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As a creative who has constantly been on the outs with the elites of my industry, I've just got to say that watching a low budget horror movie made by Youtubers kick the shit out of Disney and have a better ROI than Stephen Spielberg is kinda amazing. :D
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Replying to @Sierra_rak
He broke the woke/Communist censorship lock. They will never forgive him for this.
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There’s that American dream people thought didn’t exist anymore.
A man working as a welder at SpaceX for $28 an hour has just become a millionaire. Juan Hernandez, who came from Mexico, welded rockets for SpaceX at $28 an hour. SpaceX gave him $10,000 in stock when he went full time in 2015, and he bought more with every paycheck for 10 years. $SPCX is now trading at $167, making his shares worth over $1 million.
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Space rockets, self-driving cars, AI, robots, neurolinks -- kind of sounds like the sort of value someone should create to be the world's first trillionaire. Sorry his politics makes you sad :(
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Tell me you have no idea what you're doing without telling me, investment analyzer. (Or Claude pretending to be one.) As far as knowing what's going on, the Twitter's track record is good if you follow people with a good track record.
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Forty-eight volunteers at the Selfridge Military Air Museum came together to restore this FG-1D Corsair back to its glory days. It took 35,000 man-hours and a decade of effort to overcome the challenges this project presented, but seeing it today, all agree it was worth it. Find this story in the May/June 2026 issue of Warbirds magazine. discover.eaa.org/cnwZ50ZawA6 ✏️Emme Hornung #Aviation #Warbird #WWII #Volunteers
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BREAKING: Nithya Raman just defeated Spencer Pratt after giving a concession speech on election night and then getting the largest number in almost every mail-in ballot dump. They just cheated in an election right in front of our eyes.
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Scott Pelley’s defense is basically: “We asked ourselves if we were biased, and we unanimously agreed we were not.”
Scott Pelley says Bari Weiss asked 60 Minutes staffers: “Why do you think the country thinks you’re biased?" Pelley: "Why do you think so? Do you have a poll? Is there market research? What are you talking about?" "Because we certainly didn't believe that." Incredible.
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Nithya Raman conceded the race by the way…. She didn’t even believe she stood a chance. She knew she lost. Now she’s surging past Spencer Pratt 5 days after the election in late night ballot drops. Third world.
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Who’s…us? You’re a trust fund, prep school rich kid-turned-Blackwater stooge with a vanity job, who got everything from your mommy and daddy. Literally the ruling class lol
Hard work used to be enough. It's not anymore. In my lifetime, we have watched the largest transfer of wealth from the working class to the ruling class in the history of this nation. They stole from us. And we're taking back what's ours.
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Not advocating this at all, but unless it turns into riots, what are the odds anyone in the ruling class will care even a little? yahoo.com/news/politics/arti…
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Chicago lost the Bears this week. A team that's been in the city since 1921. They didn't lose them to a bigger market or a better deal. The Bears decided they'd rather be a tenant in Indiana than deal with Illinois for one more year. Think about how badly you have to run a place for that to be the smart move. They lost them for two reasons. The people running Illinois would rather villainize a builder than keep one. And they're bad at their jobs. In 2021 the Bears spent $197M on the old Arlington Park racetrack. Before they could break ground, Cook County valued the empty lot at $192M (Bears said $60M). They were salivating at the chance to extort a building that didn't even exist yet. That fight dragged on for years. The Bears were ready to put $2B into the stadium. All they wanted was a promise the county wouldn't reassess them into oblivion, plus $855M for infrastructure everyone uses. Roads, transit, utilities. A $3B project, two thirds of it private money pouring into Illinois. Springfield had since 2021 to get this done. They dragged it to the final night of session, passed it through the Senate at 3:39AM, and the House went home without voting. So now it's all gone. The funniest part? This started because Cook County tried to grab the tax early. They knew a built stadium would pay $53M a year. Now they get under $4M on a vacant lot. No jobs, no buildout, no new anything. Congrats on fighting for scraps and losing the whole prize. Pritzker: they're "an $8.5B valued business" that doesn't need propping up. But be smart for a second. Almost every NFL city throws in public money for a stadium. Not charity. The return is real. Tourism, hotels, restaurants, jobs, game days, property tax on a huge development. The math works. Indiana did the math. While Illinois sat on it for years, Indiana passed a bill in months, put up $1B, and took the team. And the Bears took a worse deal to get there. In Illinois they were going to own their stadium. In Indiana they rent it from the state. A team that wanted to build its own home gave up ownership just to escape Chicago. Nobody won but Indiana. The Bears lost their stadium. Illinois lost the team, the $2B, and $53M a year in taxes. Pritzker after they left: "I wasn't willing to give up billions of dollars of taxpayer money to give it to a billionaire-owned family or team." There it is. "Billionaire-owned." That's how Democrats talk about any business right before they run it out of town. Call them a billionaire, act like you're saving working families, take a victory lap while the tax base drives across the state line. Meanwhile they're running the whole state into the ground. And you already know how this ends. You're living in it. Pensions are $143B in the hole, worst in the country and not close. You pay $6,285 a year in property taxes, double the $2,969 national average, for a city that's $1.15B in the red. The mayor called its finances "the point of no return." When you run things this badly, you sell what's left. They leased the parking meters for 75 years to Morgan Stanley and a sovereign wealth fund in Abu Dhabi. Took $1.15B and burned through it in two years. The investors already made it all back, with 58 years left to collect. Sold the Skyway. Sold the downtown garages. Every asset that made money, gone for one check. But a fixed property tax rate for a team that's been here 106 years? That's "propping up billionaires." Companies are leaving. Boeing for Virginia. Caterpillar for Texas. Citadel for Miami. In 2023 alone Illinois lost 56,000 people and $6B in income to other states. The ones who left earned a third more than the ones who moved in. Indiana didn't outbid anyone. AAA credit, 16 years straight. A $676M surplus. Fourth-lowest debt per person in the country. They just weren't a disaster. Illinois could have collected $53M a year. It chose zero. Ignore all the bad management but make sure to stick it to those evil, pesky billionaires.
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