look man you're six months behind on payments for your psa 9 charizard so we're gonna have to take one of your kids from you

andrew kang is insane for this

If you have ANY extra income, even 5 dollars I would put it in the S&P 500, right now. Things are at an all time high!

AI is replacing everyone so I got a job destroying a monolithic space cube for @megacorphq with the role of Breaker-Analyst

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HMU if you're looking to switch terminals. We'll treat you well :)

You need to be rotatemaxxing Flaunch team dropped their fifth token in last two weeks? Rotate Clawnch of SOL dropped and farmed the entire token? Rotate Mattysino dropped his agent coin that he will add to his list of scams? Rotate It’s extremely important to remember this. Always. Be. Rotating.

Just in case Gen Z is trying to understand what happened today: Claude was mogging OpenAI for weeks. Then this gymcel dev ships Clawdbot which was the fastest growing OSS thing ever, absolute looksmax for the whole ecosystem. Anthropic tries to dairygoon him with legal. Dev renames to OpenClaw. OpenAI slides in like a foid-pulling Chad with acquisition interest. OpenClaw gets acquired by OpenAI. Now Anthropic is getting jestergooned by the entire timeline and OpenAI is gigamaxing off their fumble. Anthropic could've just let him cook. Instead they went full moid and got outframed by the jestermaxxers at OpenAI.

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Frankdegods bought CRAWCH Frankdegods bought CLAUDEBAWCH Frankdegods bought CLAUDEX Frankdegods bought CLAIDE Frankdegods bought AICRAB Frankdegods bought METACHAWNCH Frankdegods sold CRAWCH

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the reason gold is pumping so much is because they raid hard.

dont go babe , Gold moves first, then Bitcoin

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$3mn doesn’t seem like a lot of money for a company that is of this size…

its time for u to buy a car or there's gonna be a problem mr alon

i was just assaulted by several men in downtown san francisco who yelled "this is Claude country"

Is there anyone in my network that would know to connect @monarch_money with @coinbase in order to get them to support Coinbase Amex? Seen a few requests but would be nice. @CoinbaseSupport