Old joke. "Three friends, a Russian, an American, and a Frenchman, are talking one night, and the topic comes up; what would you do if it was the last day on Earth?
The American says; 'I'd take my boy out to a ballgame, and we'd eat all the hot dogs and drink all the beer and enjoy life to the fullest!'
The Frenchman says, 'I'd spend the day with a beautiful woman in one arm, and a bottle of champagne in the other, and enjoy life to the fullest!'
The Russian goes quiet. And eventually he says 'the last day on Earth, you say?'
"Da, da, the last day on Earth! How would you spend it?'
The Russian goes quiet, eyes gazing at the distant clouds, and says wistfully - 'I would burn my neighbor's house down."