Essex✈️Baltimore. docks as in piers, Teacher, former Gladio costume designer
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8 May 2025
This specifically was designed to make me suicidal.
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georgia smo'keef retweeted
There are a lot of causes including strong DSA canvassing and uninspiring moderate candidates, but I think the main reason socialists are winning elections is that socialism is the professed ideology of an increasing number of voters.
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Jun 17
Works on 80% of the class instead of 100% like it did a decade ago. 19% have seen, 1% are just that good
Jun 17
We did this in my psych undergrad and apparently it's penetrated into pop culture so much that it doesn't work anymore.
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Jun 15
This is like one of those Roman Empire anecdotes
Jun 14
mamdani putting school buses in times square as a tactical honey pot for hooliganism is a 5d chess move
kudos @NYCMayor
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Jun 12
I bought several cases of Lego CMFs this way
Jun 12
saw a scalper trying to buy a SEALED case of mini portfolios at target today, he literally let the employees run around trying to figure out why it wouldn’t scan and he knew damn well what he was doing
after i was done checking out i went over to them and told them its factory sealed and they have to open it to take the individual products out bc he was trying to buy all of them and they were like OHHHH omg thank you!
i went out to my car and then saw him walk out with nothing because he was so tilted he couldn’t buy the whole case lmao
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Jun 10
It's cool they pay you to promote betting guerilla marketing style now
Jun 10
Im aware it probably wont hit but the payout is too good to pass in my opinion.
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The biggest and most filthy lie I have ever seen on this app. Game stores were a damn minefield in the PS2/GBA era. Every kid lived in fear of their parents blind-buying them a game because everything vaguely recognizable was slop meant to scam them out of $50.
Jun 10
PlayStation 2 was the only console where u can pick up any random game and it was a great game
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Jun 10
I knew that Noah Baumbach wrote the script for MADAGASCAR 3 to pay for his divorce, but jeez
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Jun 5
i'm california sober which means i smoke weed every day, i drink at parties and i also do cocaine when it's offered to me at parties
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Our Teen Wolf (1985) creation is now a LEGO Ideas submission!
With 10,000 supporters, this could become an official LEGO set.
Please click the link tinyurl.com/TeenWolfLEGOidea and hit ‘Support’ (supporting is free)
Made in full partnership with @sturdyboyrich
Thank you!
– Bob
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Jun 4
this was what hipster runoff referred to as “mindie,” RIP HRO (I have seen every single one of these bands live, most multiple times, so I am not beating any allegations)
Jun 4
Hipster music would be LCD Soundsystem, Animal Collective, Vampire Weekend, MGMT, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The xx, The Strokes, The Shins, Modest Mouse, Passion Pit, Fleet Foxes, Phoenix, Beach House, The National, TV on the Radio, Deerhunter, and some others.
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Okay still curious about the fake Ukraine energy Job he had lol
Jun 4
You caught them. Mom and Dad were going to sell bibles and cell phones, golden sneakers, and NFTs, Chinese watches and cologne but wouldn’t you know someone beat them to the punch. They were left with only one choice write two books like every former First Lady and President has done in modern history.
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Jun 4
I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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I like that Bobby did a Larry Hogan Asian wife but then divorced her and tried to get her deported.... Very much a sailboat guy move.
May 31
Based on a comparison of the activity of both accounts, it appears that, in addition to his official account, Bobby LaPin is using an anonymous sock puppet account in Reddit arguments to defend himself and attack his primary opponent. Link to the research piece is below:
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Who cares? You don't get good with easy cases. Simpletons don't understand the far reaching positive impacts of "helping everyone"
May 31
I remember listening on a podcast to someone who was doing his surgical residency at Johns Hopkins, which has one of the best trauma centers in the world. He said that whole teams of the best brain surgeons in the world would spend 20 continuous hour on a marathon brain surgery for a gang-banger who was shot in the head. Miraculously, they saved him....and he was shot and killed in a gang fight within months of being discharged.
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If they start bringing in SA threads there are so many amazing ideas, like the man who commissioned his own Brazilian scat porn or the people that were planning to cut someone’s power to be able to blow up their ship in EVE online
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May 31
not a 4chan post but they should make a movie about that guy on somethingawful who hauled an entire HP deskjet printer like 2 miles to a girls house to help her print some homework, hoping it would somehow result in a relationship and then her boyfriend walks in the room
Backrooms is about to make over a hundred mil at the box office. What is the next 4chan post that should be adapted into a feature film?
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May 29
A little bit. It was more "we have this useless and expensive Internet presence/portal, which we are relentlessly promoting" than "we demand individual employees dick around on the Internet" though.
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May 29
RT @davetroy: Peter Thiel is expanding his operation to Argentina (via Milei) and specifically avoiding California’s proposed billionaire t…
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