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2 Jul 2018
Replying to @Honeywell_Home
@Honeywell_Home Overall, I'm happy with the the new "Honeywell Home" app... it's an improvement over the Lyric app from before. But... the "geofencing" alert is ridiculous! There's no where to turn that off!? I *do NOT* want to have location turned on for geofencing!!!
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2 Jul 2018
@Honeywell_Home And: I can't... I have a wife and kids at home who don't use the app.... if I used geofencing, everytime I'd leave the house, they'd roast.... but besides that: I do NOT want all my apps using my location... PLEASE make it stop!!!!
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2 Jul 2018
@Honeywell_Home These are just a FEW of the relentless notifications to turn on location services for your app to use Geofencing. I don't want location services on. I don't want Geofencing. I *do* need notifications left on. I'm at a total loss...
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