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david attenborough: [mumbling] skip. i dont like this animal. skip it.
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Apr 29
Perfect example of dudes rocking, I may be forgetting something but my memory is Knoxville on down they have good politics and have fought for sobriety and supported others. Just great examples of masculinity for GenZ who is inundated with Andrew Tate poison
Apr 29
Jackass has been an inseparable part of my life- not just my childhood. These guys have been making batshit crazy movies for over 25 years, which is why I can’t just limit their impact on my life to just my childhood. I’m still watching these guys as an adult- and I love it.
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30 Oct 2025
$20k to simulate the experience of a roommate with a ketamine problem.
29 Oct 2025
Timeline is excited about the $20k Neo robot. Watch it try to close a dishwasher. We are not ready. 😅
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Apr 26
Abraham Zapruder’s Live Reaction Video
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Mar 21
Counting or not counting pickleball violence?
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Mar 17
Fastest 7 minutes of my life
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Feb 20
You don’t want anything to do with this type of woman. You think you’re going out for a few drinks on the seawall next thing you know she’s throwing bony haymakers at you and trying to run directly into traffic like a deer. Also they all get COPD around 45.
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Feb 19
Quiet everyone! these two men have some thoughts on what is and isn't a pedophile
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Feb 14
every time I think I’m done with this whole thing I’m introduced to a word like “goblinchad” and I instantly start idiotmaxxing all over again
Clavicular gets BRUTALLY selfiemogged by the baldmaxxing goblinchad William Banks causing a HYPER SPIKE in his cortisol levels
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[last week] I will NOT learn who Clavicular is. [this week] (expression of stony resolve softening, warm smile spreading across face) Ah what the hell. Pass me that face hammer, brother
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Feb 10
Wild to have such a victim mentality when not one thing he mentioned has any impact on his life.
Nothing is stopping him from fishing, mowing the lawn or fucking his sister.
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21 Nov 2025
Highlight reel from MechaGlazers exploits before his lobotomy today.
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15 Nov 2025
"We need to spend 10 trillion dollars on artificial intelligence so it can get good enough at video generation that we can blame any old videos of our politicians fucking kids on AI"
-The entire US economy
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18 Jul 2020
Thought leader, @kylekinane, exposed Trader Joe's racial insensitivity a full 10 years before woke twitter.
usatoday.com/story/money/foo…
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