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Sprint doesn’t, has never, and will never belong in Halo.
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Replying to @ReactionaryLuma
Throwback to when Unyshek ragequit our Discord server, which was a carryover from a semi-OG private Halo group on bungie.net, because we did not react favorably to Infinite's reveal. You know, the same reveal they had to delay the game over. x.com/i/status/1954615445266…
Found the screens lol
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Can’t wait for the Halo 3 remake where Guilty Spark follows up this line with “SIKE!”
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I'm confused. Why didn't the trailer end with a screen telling me to preorder the deluxe edition so I can dress my character in a neon pink furry skin? This literally looks so outdated too, they should make all the surfaces shinier. I hope it gets a remake in UE5 soon.
Genuinely, what were they feeding Xbox 360 marketing
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The more I look at Campaign Evolved, the less impressed I am with it and the less excited I am tbh. Playing CE level ports in Reach with an UE5 skin over it sounds exceedingly lame, this remake will need to do a lot more than look pretty and simply *exist* in Reach's engine.
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Let’s do a serious exercise and get into the mind of a 343 dev / animator. What possible reason is there to justify flipping the heat vent flap on the plasma pistol? I’m told these people are incredibly capable and smart so surely we can figure out what the reason is together
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7 Apr 2020
Did you know that the Limited Edition of Halo 2 came with an alternate game manual written by Thel 'Vadamee, as opposed to the Cortana-written manual included in the standard edition? #TriviaTuesday
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I’m sure he’s a very nice guy but sadly he will never come close to David Scully. If they want to keep using Johnson he has a loooot of practice to do.
So it’s been officially confirmed that @kestonjohn is the new voice of SGT Avery Johnson in Halo Campaign Evolved. In the words of a wise man, “Not bad soldier, not bad at all…”
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“You are the child of my makers, inheritor of all they left behind. You are Forerunner.”
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Why is this line in the trailer? Halo 4 ass nonsense
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Also, what happened to Sprint being a toggleable option in the game? So now we HAVE to play with Sprint until we find the skull to turn it off? Let me guess, all the skulls that make CE actually play like CE will be at the very end of the game. Classic POS 343 devs.
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I know I can unbind it, that's not the point. You could always do that. They blatanly decieved us and make it seem we can just turn it off and the game would adapt to no-sprint, which is not the case. The game will still be designed for it, which is ridiculous.
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A cinematic artist in the gaming industry gave harsh critiques of this Halo Campaign Evolved cinematic on LinkedIn: “It's hard to believe that this Cinematic for one of gaming's most iconic levels is what Halo Studios is shipping, but it appears to be. From the original 18-second cinematic, which had: -A great establishing shot, showing the scale of the area, reinforcing the rings grand architecture -Sleeping grunts, foreshadowing upcoming ambush gameplay (you're making a game, remember?) -A quick gag of the grunts running scared We now have a bloated 30-second cinematic of: -A more constrained establishing shot. -Doorway framing, a cinematic language of its own not appropriate for a scene like this -Grunts awkwardly... arguing? Standing around? Flailing their arms? What are they even doing? Why are we watching them do this for so long? -A stupid compression-effect shot on the grunt, so clearly made by someone just ITCHING to make a shot like this -Inappropriate for Halo, an enemy, and for a character who you cant even see the face of. -The cherry on top is the fully disconnected lighting between the cinematic and the gameplay space as the cinematic ends Stuff like this needs to be rightly criticized, and all the more for remakes, which should have none of the confusion and cross-department bickering as new games might. You're remaking a game. You know the space. You know the story. You should know the intent.”
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Campaign Evolved having no multiplayer means that the Halo 2 & 3 remakes will probably also not have them, which is fucking wild considering those games basically revolutionised online multiplayer
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Every single player has to suffer due to 343’s moronic devs that can’t play Halo without sprint.
Master Chief's sprint in Halo Campaign Evolved looks like Wario running in Mario Party. I can't unsee it
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Literally puts the game on easy “Finishes” the section with 1hp You’re literally proving everyone’s point that sprint shouldn’t be added to the game
“No sprint negatively impacts the gameplay as you can just run past enemy encounters like a retard”
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Phil Spencer tanked a brand that had 40-50M users Like this is generational incompetence
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First look at gameplay from ‘STUNTMAN: HOLLYWOOD’, including a section from ‘Back to the Future’. The game allows players to perform major stunt scenes from iconic movies

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"The animations don't fit CE at all dude" "Well actually grifter they're just reused animations from Reach, checkmate"
Hmmmmmm it’s almost like this is the exact motion from Reach… LMAO I love exposing the grifters
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Oh they're DUMB dumb. "Guys we'll make the ring look BIGGER to show off our cool visuals" good job dumbass now it actually looks about half the size it should be and is totally out of place with lore. You made it significantly SMALLER.
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Didn’t you say you loved the falcon in Halo because its thrusters reminded you of your dog’s asshole?
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