A Russian and an American find themselves in hell in front of Satan...
Satan: "We have two kinds of hell here: American hell and Russian hell, which one do you choose?".
American: "What's the difference?"
Satan: "In American hell you have to eat one bucket of shit every day, while in Russian hell you have to eat two buckets of shit every day."
American: "Well, I guess I choose American hell then."
Satan turns to the Russian.
Satan: "What about you?"
Russian: "I've been living my whole life in Russia, might as well go to russian hell."
And so they are sent to their hells and meet a week later.
Russian: "How is it going in American hell?"
American: "Not so bad actually, you eat your bucket of shit in the morning and the rest of the day you are free.
What about you?"
Russian: "Well, you know how things are done in Russia. It's either shit was not delivered, or there aren't enough buckets for everyone."