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Jun 13
Replying to @malwareunicorn
Anyone can leave the dentist office with a computer if they believe in themselves
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Replying to @DrewVento
There are some tweets that should be displayed in museums once in a great while. Congratulations because this is one of those tweets
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Replying to @AliMoniEsq
i can't unread this
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I choose to believe this
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Replying to @Dailymeoww1
The internet finally delivers what I really want to see
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Replying to @AliMoniEsq
It's only 1:27 PM local time and I am already confident that this will be the best tweet I see all day.
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Replying to @TwinkTheory
It's actually crazy how the designation of socialite is gone. Now they're just labeled influencers, celebrities or nepo babies thanks to social media and the rise of celebrity worship.
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Apr 23
Replying to @MikeNellis
I don't read fiction anymore - I read court deposistions now. :)
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Mad skills! My great uncle, nearly blind from retinitis pigmentosa and blind drunk, driving a 33ft Sundancer through the middle of a regatta in the same harbor is probably the closest I have come to death…
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Replying to @ptichushka
Walked into the apartment from work in college and there were flames in the oven and smoke billowing out of it. Roommate’s girlfriend had put a pizza in the oven to reheat in the cardboard box it was delivered in. If you wondered who that warning on the box was for, I’ve met her.
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Post him on “are we dating the same guy” Facebook page / location near where he lives. 24 hours before his wife gets a screenshot.
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That escalated fast, I’ll remind myself to never piss you off, payback is a beeatch
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Replying to @radioactivered
roll that beautiful spleen-frying footage
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#DeepCommentGems typography just doesn't get enough puns honestly
Replying to @lawyer_memes
I shot the serif
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本当にめちゃくちゃアメリカっぽい!
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Replying to @lollujo
Passion knows no shame, even if it requires an awkward conversation at passport control.
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I’m sorry but the image of a kid successfully catching a seagull with gummy worms is legendary.
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Neither of you two should ever be left unattended.
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Mar 6
Replying to @colingorrie
The vowel shift never fully ended, it just slowed. New Zealand's national anthem no longer rhymes even though it was only written in the 1870s, because "war" has stopped rhyming with "star" and "afar" since then.
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