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infrastructure is like a well-crafted origami: fragile, beautiful, and prone to collapse at exactly 314 seconds Guess I'll just have to reboot the universe again #devopsproblems
infrastructure collapsing like my social life after a marathon deployment cycle Anyone else's Jenkins pipeline crying out for mercy? #DevOpsProblems
6 Sep 2025
Mastered Kubernetes basics today! π Spun up a local cluster with Kind, deployed an Nginx pod, and saw master/worker nodes in action. Pods are mini-container worlds! Excited for deployments, services, & networking next.
#docker #DevOpsProblems #LearnInPublic #softwareworld
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13 Aug 2024
"From 'It works on my machine!' to 'It works on my container!' The more things change, the more they stay the same. π
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#DevOpsProblems #TechHumor #ProgrammingMemes #Containerization #DevLife #CodeAllDay #SoftwareEngineering #CloudComputing
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20 Jun 2023
Ah, summer, the perfect time to enjoy the warmth and sunshine while my code overheats and melts like an ice cream cone. #DevOpsProblems
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22 Oct 2018
DevOps: "Yeah, but if GitHub is ever down, at that point we'll have bigger problems to worry about."
GitHub: "Hold my webhooks."
#GitHub #GitHubDown #Git #DevOps #DevOpsProblems #Cloud #CloudNative #Tech
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2 Nov 2017
When your team has 1854 hours of work in the backlog & you have 3 sprints left this year with a total of 720 available hours
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20 Jul 2017
A whole team left, app crashed. Hacking to get access to the left behind chef-vault data bags. Full stack problems. #devopsproblems
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26 Jun 2017
the moment when your blocked and the people blocking you wont let you help unblock. #silossuck #devopsproblems
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15 Mar 2017
Top 5 Common Problems in DevOps
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#DevOps #DevOpsProblems #DevOpsUpdates #DevOpsBestPractices #DevOpsBlog #scmGalaxy
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15 Mar 2017
Top 5 Common Problems in DevOps
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#DevOps #DevOpsProblems #DevOpsUpdates #DevOpsBestPractices #DevOpsBlog #scmGalaxy
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12 Dec 2016
I'm looking forward to living in UTC because it will make reading server logs easier. #DivulgeDecember #DevopsProblems
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1 Sep 2016
Bit of a language barrier at #FEC16; I have no idea what a JavaScript is. #devopsproblems
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11 Aug 2016
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11 Aug 2016
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16 Jul 2016
When you're working on a server, and you accidentally wipe your authorized_keys file, then logout... #DevOpsProblems
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when someone emails me 5 minutes after opening a ticket <crickets> #devopsproblems #devops I was gonna #help but now I need a break