26 Sep 2023
Stress level is about to break the botox barrier. Somehow my child managed to lose one sneaker,
between dismissal and the 30 minute drive to her volleyball tournament. #TuesdayTantrum #ParentRant #Lefty #MajorScowl
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28 Jun 2022
#ParentRant My child who I love very much (I have to say this) is the reason why I keep getting those creepy BiliBili comics ads. I am sooo upset. Thye are going to owe me, big time. Reparations will be paid.
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11 Jun 2021
I’d send you all a bottle because gosh he’s got a real infectious zest for life. #parentrant #myboyisbeautiful
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31 Jul 2019
Why is it when I tell my kids to stay in one room they revolt and want out. But when I tell them to stay out of the SAME ROOM they want back in!!! #PARENTRANT
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If he only understood that me “being hard on him” is me ultimately loving him. Allowing room for laziness & a “do what you want” attitude isn’t parental love. It hurts me to see him so frustrated with me when I’m “being strict” but I hope it pays off 1 day. #ParentRant
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26 Mar 2019
#ParentRant
You know what's dumb? Selling chocolate for school fundraisers. Goddamnit the school should just send me a letter asking for $100 and I'll write them a check - nevermind this chocolate nonsense! #EndRant
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9 Feb 2018
At the dentist for a cleaning. Yes I still go to my pediatric dentist. In general, people should learn to control their kids. When my son is 8 I hope he isnt running around a waiting room. #parentrant
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14 Jan 2018
Drives me nuts when I'm out with The Boy in the buggy! Do inconsiderate parkers expect me to push my toddler into the carriageway?
#ParentProblems
#ParentRant
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30 Oct 2017
Why do people think they can say this to other people’s children???? #parentrant #lifeofaparent #howdarethey
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22 Aug 2017
And then parents like Msr. Waiter wonder why their child won't eat anything that has a smidge of flavor or color to it... #ParentRant
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15 Mar 2017
Babies make you realise how noisy our world really is. Dear band baaja folk, there is a special place in hell just for you #ParentRant
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6 Jan 2017
Common core math has a way of making math-smart parents hate modern education. #ParentRant
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29 Oct 2016
One of the worst bits of parenting. 5am starts and incessantly searching the Internet for 'why is my child waking up so early'😪 #parentrant
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26 Aug 2016
And try talking & engaging w/ the kids while you're at it...don't just sit there ignoring them...even if the kid is not yours #parentrant
26 Aug 2016
Attention playground nannies- please pay as much attention to the kid you are supposed to be taking care of as you do your phone #parentrant
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24 Aug 2016
No I am the one who they is not available but then they don't pick phones up.Match my time zone maybe? #ParentRant
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5 Aug 2016
Buzzfeed confirms that I'm not alone in DESPISING Caillou buzzfeed.com/craigsilverman/… Oh god make it stop #parentrant
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15 Oct 2015
To the mom who just met her kid's plane: how about you get off your phone and hug your kids. #parentrant #forreal
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25 Aug 2015
My mother always says that it's her house, but when it's time to clean it magically becomes my house too? 😂 #parentrant
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