Me: What do you want to do when you grow up? 4-year-old: Nothing. Jobs are stupid. I wish someone had told me that.

MOMMMMM

I actually get them all frozen from @DaveSomething4 and @XplodingUnicorn and reheat them Don’t tell the clientele

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@XplodingUnicorn apparently you're not the most chaotic pig owner

Stolen from @XplodingUnicorn

Being a dad isn’t a title. It’s leadership—every damn day. At REBL Dads, we’re not trying to “balance” work and family—we’re learning to lead in both and find harmony. That means being present, owning our impact, and pushing each other to grow. Tagging some dads who live this out daily—drop your name below if you’re walking this path. ⬇️ @AssetMapLLC @rossiadam @redtailtech @VermaKiran @Rob_InterGen @richardbranson @sambranson @equalman Tagging other dads who should I think this will resonate with. @bennyjohnson @MillerBode @robkardashian @mariolopezviva @jtimberlake @narendramodi @Cristiano @TheDaddyFiles @Ed_Newton @LifeofDadShow @justinbieber @aplusk @VancityReynolds @TheRock @XplodingUnicorn @charliesheen @charliekirk11 @vibrantdad @companyofdads @thedad #Fatherhood #REBLDads #LeadAtHome #DadLife #LegacyMinded

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I can’t help but think this is what it looks like when @steveolivas goes to visit @XplodingUnicorn

Was this during the time when a signed/framed poster of @XplodingUnicorn would watch you pee?

Just this morning I thought how glorious it would be to laser-treat ear hair, nuked and never to be seen again

I got a haircut this morning. She did a lot of work on the ears and eyebrows

Submit hope to see as nfts @XplodingUnicorn

As long as you’re dressed right, it’s a fun day.

That’s awesome! My 9 year old wants to go to a game but our team is the Lions. Tickets are so expensive to go.

When I told my wife about it her response was “were going to go broke” 😂

Happy New Year's Eve to you & the Unicorn Family! Rock on! 🎸

We’re all singers when Journey comes on

Wait… so @steveolivas joins the family for the Journey songs?