(me): so we bundle instructions and data together into “cache lines” to improve efficiency
(medieval peasant): wouldst thou not fear false idols when fetching from yon predictive oracle?
(me): well, yeah. that’s why we invented “speculative execution”
(peasant, trembling): and when this prophecy fails?
(me): then we must perform “branch misprediction recovery,” restoring the righteous state
(peasant, grimly): truly, thou art plagued by thy hubris, courting divine retribution with each cycle