"So you're aware that America is a low-cost and energy secure food producer"
"Yes, Dave"
"And you're aware that the US federal government basically subsidizes food production."
"I am"
"And you understand that us consumer staple companies benefit from this and are trading at their lowest share prices in decades in some cases, with single stock short interest, that's off the charts for these names"
"I am"
"And so can you explain to me why you're buying Korean memory stocks like a f****** degenerate when you can get an 8% yield that's practically a perpetual Bond?"
"Well Dave, the memory stocks are going up 5% everyday, and the consumer staple stocks are going down"
" Don't you realize that anything can go 5% up everyday can go 5% down everyday? You are currently chasing something that literally nobody actually needs. Nobody needs memory stocks. Everybody on this planet needs food. We are entering a food and energy crisis. What the actual f*** are you doing shorting food, stocks and chasing Korean memory stocks? If you're still doing this the next time we speak I'm going to f****** kill you."