there comes a day in every brown boy's life that he must accept that he will never be as cool as amin toofani youtube.com/watch?v=PCiWTRg-…

экшуалли эти видео неплохая иллюстрация что гомофобия это намеренное действие и каждодневный выбор постоянной ненависти разъедающей твой мозг до состояния плесени и что в результате это только усложнит твою жизнь

Chuck: Ernie, before we go I got just one more question for Victor— Ernie: Chuckster, I don’t think this is— Chuck: — Vic, Now How do you say “Big ol women” En Francais? Wembanyama (stone faced): I don’t like the question, Charles, for me, you know, women hold up half the sky

Like seriously what kind of question is this, is Lethbridge an option or something

canadians be like: t'es woke toi. toi t'es un woke left. tu supporte les trans pit les pronoms toi. veux-tu savoir me pronoms? mes pronoms?? qué/bec, fran/çais, bar/be/que, go/habs/go

(stuck in a time loop) Sweetie, I’ve lived this day hundreds of times. Look, that guy is gonna sneeze (doesn’t happen) ok this must be the beta timeline, so that car is gonna run a red light (doesn’t happen) (getting desperate, switching to my Yoda voice) Trust me here you must

and this isnt even the best part of the movie's scares

Anthony Bourdain: "Listening to you people makes me want to go join the communist party. You're living off the labor of a repressed underclass."

sixers beating the shot-chucking celtics

Americans love to go on about freedom and liberty and give me liberty or give me death and land of the free and the Liberty Bell and the Statue of Liberty and freedom to have liberty to be free and also there is one allowed way to eat rice and you better strictly conform, bucko.

Your soulmate could be waiting for you in St-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Quebec

I saw this. And created this (Photo of the NGC 6992 by Hannah Rochford)

took inspo from one of the greatest movies of all time 🎨

Kia is such an incredible ambassador for and representation of women’s sports and basketball in Canada. As if the first Canadian player on the WNBA’s first Canadian team could’ve been anybody else. A slam dunk move. Well done to everyone involved.

the way people have absolutely zero principles genuinely disturbs me. they believe nothing and will say anything that brings them their next paycheck. this is no way to live. it’s disgusting. i do not understand how this isn’t a bot and an actual real human being

yall would fuck a pile of shit if it was white and had abs

nuggets fan

Christina Koch was a firefighter at the South Pole at -111°F before she ever applied to be an astronaut. That was maybe the fourth most interesting line on her resume. She grew up in North Carolina, got three degrees from NC State, and her first real job was building deep-space instruments at NASA. Then she left for Antarctica. Spent three and a half years bouncing between the Arctic and Antarctic as a research scientist, including a full winter at the South Pole base. That means going months without sunlight or fresh food, with a crew of about 50 people and no way out until flights resume. While she was down there, she also joined the glacier search-and-rescue team. After coming back, she went to Johns Hopkins and built instruments for two NASA missions (one of them is still orbiting Jupiter right now). She figured out how to start a tiny vacuum pump that NASA designed for a future Mars rover. Johns Hopkins nominated it for their Invention of the Year in 2009. Then she went back to the field. More time in Antarctica and a stretch up in Greenland. A government research station in northern Alaska, near the top of the world. Then she ran another one in American Samoa, near the equator. In 2013, NASA selected her from 6,300 applicants. Eight people got in. Her first space mission was supposed to be a normal rotation on the International Space Station, but NASA extended it. She ended up staying 328 straight days and orbiting Earth 5,248 times, covering about 139 million miles (roughly 291 round trips to the Moon). Up there, she ran over 210 experiments, including tests of cancer drugs in zero gravity and 3D printers that can build structures close to human tissue. Six spacewalks, 42 hours floating outside the station. She learned Russian for the training. She flies supersonic jets. Right now, Koch is on Artemis II, heading for a flyby behind the far side of the Moon. The crew launched on April 1 and is on track to travel about 252,000 miles from Earth, which would break the all-time human distance record of 248,655 miles set by Apollo 13 in 1970. That record has stood for 56 years, and it was set during a disaster that nearly killed the crew. Fred Haise, one of the Apollo 13 astronauts, is 92 now. He told Koch: "I heard you're going to break our record." Nobody had left Earth's neighborhood since December 1972. Koch and her three crewmates are the first in 53 years, and they are coming home at about 25,000 mph. That is faster than any crewed spacecraft has ever come back through the atmosphere.