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15 Jul 2019
it's completely 100% legal to set an ICE vehicle on fire
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19 Dec 2025
Epstein Files: 119-page grand jury document entirely redacted — MSNow
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19 Dec 2025
I need to apologize
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19 Dec 2025
Fine I’ll say it. Being a cop is a welfare job for a specific type of wife beater that’s too stupid and or cowardly to do any type of real work.
18 Dec 2025
BREAKING: Newly uncovered radio transmissions from Providence police responding to the Brown University shooting reveals officers staged outside and delayed entry during critical moments, allowing the shooter to escape.
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2 Dec 2025
A glimpse into your future, pete
1 Dec 2025
Let’s make one thing crystal clear:
Admiral Mitch Bradley is an American hero, a true professional, and has my 100% support. I stand by him and the combat decisions he has made — on the September 2 mission and all others since.
America is fortunate to have such men protecting us. When this @DeptofWar says we have the back of our warriors — we mean it.
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19 Nov 2025
Bisexual women fuck you like they have a point to prove. I love that about them. But they’re not good people
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17 Nov 2025
just said "women be shopping" and my boyfriend replied "lyndon b johnson"
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7 Nov 2025
Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping day to all who celebrate
8 Nov 2020
I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium.
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4 Nov 2025
Pouring one out for Dick Cheney
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4 Nov 2025
Can’t believe I’ve already failed #NoNutNovember
Dick Cheney, the influential GOP vice president to George W. Bush and chief architect of the "war on terror," has died. He was 84.
cnn.it/4nAveLS
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4 Nov 2025
I am hearing that on his deathbed Vice President Dick Cheney received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
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2 Nov 2025
idk how anybody could read brianna wu's blame-shifting apology and not see she is so, so clearly a white woman
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this is how janet had those miscellaneous uncs
27 Oct 2025
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Is that a lot
29 Oct 2025
Nvidia is now 16% of U.S. GDP.
Community note
Comparing market cap - a cumulative "stock" measure - with GDP - a "flow" measure - is not meaningful.
thesystemsthinker.com/step-by-step-s…
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27 Oct 2025
"ELEVATED HORROR" DIRECTOR SEEING ANY WOMAN OVER THE AGE OF 45: ahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AIEEEE!!!! AAAuuUGHHHH!H! OUGHGHGHGGHHGHGHGGHHG
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