Writer of Scion of the Red Hand mailchi.mp/ef00efa29dab/s…. Youtube Guest Commentator, part owner of Bird Internet

Joined April 2009
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Larry Bernard retweeted
they were parading elmo's head around on a pike last night
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Elmo hopes both teams have fun! 🏀🏀🏀🏀
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Scotland fans discovered you can't drink in public in Boston and immediately hired a boat to start getting on the pints at 10am. No one is having more fun at the World Cup than the Tartan Army 😂
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The England squad were told to shelter indoors on Saturday evening after a tornado warning was issued in Kansas City. The players and staff also received an automated warning message on their phones saying 'Severe Thunderstorm Warning' [@TheAthleticFC]
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Media: "The USA hosting the World Cup is a total embarrassment." Actual international fans in KC, Houston, and Dallas: "Holy shit, the hospitality and culture here are unreal."
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This is all so insane. We found this when we got back to our room. And then someone even sent cupcakes to our room. I genuinely don’t understand how it got to this point. We’re just normal World Cup tourists.😭😭
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The videos of Europeans discovering America are genuinely heartwarming. They’re thrilled by the things we barely notice anymore, the kindness, the food, the nature, the little towns, and Buc-ee’s the national monument. Watching them experience it all with fresh eyes is making me fall back in love with this country too.
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Graham Platner encouraged a 15-year-old girl to commit suicide. That's who Democrats are rallying behind.
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The Haven burned through 55 kegs of Tennant’s in four days. “A packed bar full of Scottish people. Nothing better.” You’ll get no argument from me.

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The audacity some Americans have to act like they are living through hell here. Truly blessed I have these freedoms everyday.
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When folk in Scotland moan about spending on the “stadium experience” and scoff at better PA systems, lighting, video content and actually making a day of it going to the game I’ll simply refer them to what I experienced last night. A different level.
A sound recording was taken of 125 decibels in Boston last night - 55 second into the Scottish National anthem. When confirmed it would make it the loudest noise recording at a World Cup tournament game. VG.
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The fact that Mongolia exists at all, as a sovereign nation, is one of the strangest aspects of the modern globe. A single schizo's glorious legacy
JUST IN: Mongolia reaffirms its support for the One China policy.
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bold idea: politics is misery; therefore, making everything political makes everyone miserable. this is the bleakness of totalitarian and collectivist systems. it's a focus on division, a focus on shaking the jar until the bugs fight so that some narcissistic sociopath can play at being king of the ants. you want to understand why so many seem so unhappy? that's why. we are not meant to live like that. it's intolerable. it did not used to be like this. is does not have to be like this now. back in the 90's, politics was sort of a dull quacking sound you occasionally paid attention to. the state was not intruding into every basic aspect of your life from food to sex to free association and what kind of fricking straw you used and whether your matcha was fair trade. you don't hate the UK. you hate their politicians. they don't hate america. they hate our politicians. there is nothing exotic or difficult here guys. we share a culture, a commonality, and we can share a joy if we simply remember who the real bad guys are and thereby rediscover the commonality with our friends. stop letting maladjusted lunatics tell you how things are in a world you are not touching. go find out for yourself. you might find it's pretty fricking good.
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4 US games in btw. All packed to the brim. We still gonna push this narrative or are we gonna give these lot credit?
These US stadiums have a horrible aesthetic
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You guys were burning flags and pulling down statues of Lincoln a couple years ago now you want to wax patriotic?
I I’ll never forgive people who voted for Trump. This is on them. The Lincoln Memorial is hallowed ground. Where our greatest president, who gave his life to end slavery, is commentated. Where the Gettysburg Address is written. We live as graffiti now.
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Russell Crowe on Gladiator 2: ‘They failed, and they failed because they didn’t understand what made the first film so successful: it had a moral core. Here’s the thing, most people want that. On the surface, they might go for entertainment, but if they’re going to love something and keep it with them forever, like that movie? …The love for that thing is because of its moral core. All guys want to be that man who can stay that strong, and all women want a man who can love them in that way.’
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“EsTaDoS UniDoS No EsTá LiSTo PaRa Un MuNdiAL” 🤡 Los Estados Unidos:

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I noticed that there are no videos of World Cup foreigners traveling all across Canada for the first time and finding out how awesome it is. Why is that? 🤔
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This is my favourite thing! Lmao the whole world coming over for the World Cup and experiencing the famous @bucees @HomiesOmi @mie_janie

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That makes me really happy. Thank you for loving Japanese culture.

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“I like knock knock jokes. You ever hear a knock knock joke Conan?” *pause* Conan stares holding back a laugh “Once or twice” “Knock knock” “*laughs* Whose there?” “It's the police ma'am. Your son has been hit by a drunk driver. He's dead."
The part in joker where he tells a knock knock joke on live tv where the punchline is "it's the police ma'am, your son is dead" feels exactly like something Norm would do to Conan
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