You've just rented a PS2 from Video Ezy for 24 hours. You and your sibling(s) get to do this once a year. It’s Friday night and you’ve got Pizza Hut on the way. Your parents don't care if you stay up all night long. You are 11 years old. The year is 2005.

Lewis Hamilton is now the first F1 driver in history to have a win with McLaren, Mercedes, and Ferrari. This is Formula One Heritage.

guy who bought a JPEG for 6 figs explaining why SpaceX is overvalued

espn.com/olympics/story/_/id… Winning the Vendee with cancer has to go down as one of the most tough badass motherfucker things anyone has ever done

boss was telling me how his bestie's bum son couldn't find an internship, asked him to hook him up so he reached out to his friend @ merrill lynch, asks to place him on the f&f list, bros like sure but the list is alr 500 long guess we at the point of meritocracies within nepos

Someone paid a few hundred thousand dollars to watch that in person and they somehow got their money’s worth

We deadass just watched basketball 28-3

I have thought deeply for two years. I ask that myself and @leaninletsgo are given 10% of global gdp annually. We’ll do some stuff. Some you’ll like and some you won’t. Thank you for considering my reasonable proposal.

I know a guy who rode his bike from San Diego to Delaware. Met a ton of great people. Enjoyed all he encountered He got home and saw the news. “This is nothing like the country I just saw” I think about this often Make decisions based on lived experience, not scripted TV

Stu Donovan is among the country's top urban economists. I wonder whether the courts can award costs for vexatious JRs like this.

Subway Takes is basically just a bunch of clips of NYC leftists reinventing “blood and soil” from first principles

Subway takes guests will say this is evil

After almost seven years at this club, it’s hard to put into words what this moment means to me. I arrived at this club when I was 18 years old. Far from home, barely speaking the language, trying to adapt to a completely new culture, new life and chasing a dream that felt so big at the time. I didn’t know exactly what the future would hold, but I knew I wanted to give everything for this club. We didn’t just build a team, we built a family, an identity, and something the fans could believe in again. To see this club back where it belongs is one of the proudest moments of my career. I want to thank my family, thank everyone at the club, the staff, my teammates, and every person working behind the scenes. Most importantly, thank you to the fans. Your support, patience and love throughout these years never went unnoticed. You stayed with us through the difficult moments, and this title belongs to you as much as anyone. This club changed my life. I will always be grateful for the privilege of wearing this shirt. PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 🏆

The NBA needs to implement a "natural shooting motion" rule. If you move unnaturally to draw a foul it should be an offensive foul

Do… do they think the data centers are fracking?

I want to move to NYC so I can get lectured and finger-wagged by unpleasant rich diasporoid women whose family own slaves in the old country.

I feel like half of these takes are just gentrifiers with internalized guilt that has morphed into some weird bespoke racism

Unironically a "This is what he would have wanted" moment

For Sagna, Koscielny, Aubameyang, Lacazette, Ramsey, Cazorla, Sanchez, Fabregas, Ozil, Xhaka, Walcott, Wilshere, Bellerin, Mertesacker, Giroud, Monreal, Podolski, Vermaelen, Clichy, Nasri, Rosicky, Tierney, Szczesny, Chamakh, Ox, Diaby, Song, Welbeck, Torreira, Elneny, Holding…

You don’t know how good winning the title feels unless you know the desperation in believing that Emmanuel Frimpong was going to be the future