I did a thing with Ben Boyce. Hope you enjoy.

I’m a ninja turtles millennial, not a spongebob millenial.

The Platner tattoo story isn’t about Platner. It's about the people who spent years calling everyone on the Right a Nazi for the slightest association, only to line up like rank-and-file partisans behind a Democratic Senate candidate who wore a literal SS Totenkopf tattoo for 18 years. It's a story about how years and years of moral indignation from the Very Serious People™ class proved to be a paper-thin veneer over your team jerseys.

Yeah I get that. The antisemitism nowadays is crazy. I see Jewish people like I see everyone else in that there are good, bad, and everyone in between, including those with good intentions who might be making things worse. Kinda like the Lurianic Kabbalah branch.

Trump became just another boring establishment figure. That’s why normie resistlibs are constantly trying to kill him. The real radicals putting their lives at stake are podcasters who say “I’m not suicidal” after tweeting something brown people and everyone in Antifa agrees with

“God does not exist.” “Beep boop.” “Finally, a miracle I can get behind. Praise be to the Algorithm!”

I live in Pakistan and this is my dream ticket

The answer is obviously Ernie Hudson.

Saw a down-and-out in Seattle last night. His sign said not "I need food" or "I need a job" but "I need a fat bitch". What could this mean?

we need diaper dudes with obvious drug issues introducing our political candidates you know that shit crinkled when he walked off stage. A major groyper success!

You are a homosexual.

Parodying Infowars is pointless

Goomba lookin’ nigga.

A generational coalition… wasted

Bro what are we doing here

Ive been saying this for years and I will keep saying it: when your only issue is Israel, you'll find yourself on the side of a lot of people who hate America and want us to be demographically replaced.

“If you do an impression of someone, you have to like that person because you’re playing the person and people like themselves. So you can’t play someone and have contempt for them at the same time. It doesn’t work as an impression.” -Norm Macdonald

Right wings dismissing this happening is a mistake. Even if it didn’t happen, lots of people don’t like blacks. Denying it gives the Left power because democrat voters look at that denial and go, “well things like that do happen.” Instead, the right wing should, “oh man that’s sad. Also we’re still not doing gay race communism.”