Election season is over. God Save the Republic. Back to enjoying all that is smol…Micrology 101.🖼️🔬🤩🫶

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The world’s first trillionaire dunked with me on humiliated Bloosky libs crawling back to Twitter.
The world’s first trillionaire told me to read Spinoza
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Congratulations on an amazing milestone. And for all the oil and gas haters out there... 30,862 feet is 5.845 miles Or the length of 15.21 Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pools. Hope that helps.
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5.845 MILES… straight into the earth.. on a damn barge 🔥🙌 10k’ off the Kola superdeep Borehole in Russia. Absolutely crazy
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This is a dark psychological study out of Spain from 2011. Basically the desk man of an apartment complex - who is himself unhappy and unable to dig himself out - goes about making problems for the tenants. That’s how he gets his kicks. There is some dark humor, also some genuine cruelty. It all culminates in line-crossing I won’t give away. This isn’t something for family night. But if you like exploration of dark psyches - and are not unnerved by films that sometimes even trivialize terrible behavior - you might like it.
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Big upgrade from Milley in spirit, discipline, and intellect, not size.
A good afternoon with some great Americans @thejointstaff
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Wild horses grazing in the morning by a creek near Mono Lake, California.
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🇺🇸 During this year — the year of America’s 250th birthday — there seems to be a perpetual stream of "America sucks" screeching from the mainstream media. Meaning: the left. I'm here to say: Be proud to be American.
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For beets, start in cold water, then simmer low and slow until fork tender. Remove the beets and cool. Then I add balsamic vinegar and honey to the beet water, reduce it into a syrup. Slice the beets, toss w toasted almonds, goat cheese, arugula and drizzle with the syrup. Antioxidant overload.
Replying to @ChefGruel
Thanks Chef.!! How’s your beet game.? I’ve been wanting to try a beat dish cause I feel like we don’t eat enough of them.
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Thanks to y’all in under 24 hours ONE MILLION people have heard what a scumbag Karen Bass is in her own words. Y’all give me LIFE. Thank you!
Still want me to stop talking about Los Angeles corruption y’all? Yeah…didn’t think so.
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Oh, man. The kids are gonna love this. They’ve got Bette Midler AND Patti Smith?
"Rise Up, Sing Out" counters Trump's White House UFC fight with a star-studded NYC celebration and 500 watch parties across the country. f-st.co/QA9UQt4
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This is cool.

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Today, I met Antoine, a 12-year-old young man who joined me for a day of mowing. It was his very first time, and he told me it’s something he wants to continue doing here in Chicago. He shared that he wants to help keep his community looking its best while serving those in need. Inspired by his heart for service, I surprised him with his own set of lawn care equipment so he can continue making a difference, one lawn at a time.
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On June 13, 1777, a 19-year-old French teenager landed on a beach in South Carolina, uninvited, to fight in someone else's war. He would become one of the most important men in American history. The Marquis de Lafayette was one of the richest young aristocrats in France. He had a beautiful wife, a fortune, and zero reason to risk any of it. But he believed in the American cause so fiercely that when the French king forbade him from going, Lafayette bought his own ship and sailed anyway. He literally went AWOL from a life of luxury to bleed for a country that didn't exist yet. Congress was annoyed at first. Another foreign officer looking for a paycheck? Then Lafayette offered to serve for free and pay his own way. That got their attention. He met Washington and the two formed one of the great father-son bonds in American history. Washington had no biological children. Lafayette named his only son George Washington Lafayette. He took a bullet in the leg at Brandywine and kept rallying the retreat. He was instrumental at Yorktown, the battle that won the war. He went home a hero on two continents. A foreign teenager believed in America before America did. 249 years ago today.
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Simultaneous thunder and rainbows is completely symbolic of 2026 America

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Somewhere in America, a movie theater. The boy at the concession counter asked me a question about architecture, and called it butter. "You want that layered?" Layered. I looked at the popcorn. I looked at him. "Explain." "Instead of all the butter on top, I do butter, popcorn, butter, popcorn." He mimed the strata with a flat hand. He had explained this before. He would explain it again. A craftsman, patient with the public. I was not prepared. In my land, what is given is given; you do not direct the distribution of a blessing. Here, the boy stood ready to construct my popcorn in courses, like a stone wall — foundation, mortar, foundation, mortar — so that no kernel, however deep, would live unblessed. "The ones at the bottom," I said slowly, "are usually…" "Dry. Yeah. Not on my watch." NOT ON MY WATCH. The oath of a sentry, sworn over popcorn. This is who they have guarding the snacks. "Then layer it," I commanded, "as your conscience demands." He built it like a man who would be judged by it. Pour, pump, rotate. Pour, pump, rotate. Four stories. A tower of equal blessings. The film was fine. I do not remember it. What I remember is the eightieth minute, deep in the bucket, past the depth where popcorn hope usually dies — and finding the kernels there as golden as the first. The bottom of the bucket. As rich as the top. I confess I held one kernel up in the dark and simply looked at it. Butter on top blesses the surface. Butter in layers blesses the whole nation. I tipped the boy on the way out. He had already forgotten me. The best masons forget the wall, and begin the next one. Layered. Always layered. Some words you only need to learn once.
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Sequence of photos as that all unfolded before my eyes!
This was the best wildlife moment of my life 🤯
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She's a party loyalist so I'm sure she would pull the lever for Platner. But she is EXACTLY why he's going to lose. Remember the negative label hung on Ted Cruz -- he reminded women of their ex-husband. Platner is going to remind women under 40 of the abuse ex-boyfriend who, in retrospect, they can't understand why they stuck with him as long as they did. His Bernie Bros anger resonates with them as mean and cruel.
💥NEW: Former Biden Official Kate Bedingfield on Graham Platner: “I think it’s demoralizing that his transgressions are being overlooked … I think it’s an indictment of our party that we’re willing to look the other way on this.”
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HUD has hit the alien economy from the other angle by ending FHA loans for all illegals and non-citizens, with back-to-back investigations into housing programs for fraud or Fair Housing Act violations, a key way to eliminate their residence safety net.
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An understated hero in the Trump Admin has been the Small Business Administration. For 60 years migrants and minorities were given preferential treatment in the economy, like the Patel Cartel. In 16 months Trump's SBA has ended those privileges, even for green card holders.
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